Entertainment & Music - 25 March 2007

Grounds for Divorce

They say breaking up is hard to do, but

that wasn't the case for these people.
Whether they were picked on or just

picky, can you figure out the real

reason they all made like bananas and

split?

1- In Loving, New Mexico, a woman

divorced her husband because he made

her....

a) salute him and address him as

"Major"
b) feed him a Hershey's kiss
c) sweep the floor ahead of him

....whenever he walked by.


2- In Lynch Heights, Delaware, a woman

filed for divorce because her

husband "regulary.....

a) replaced her shampoo with Nair
b) hid whoopee cushions in her
favorite chair
c) put itching powder in her underwear

....when she wasn't looking."

3- In Honolulu a man filed for divorce

because his wife served....

a) peas
b) pineapples
c) Spam

...at every meal.

2007-03-25 18:07:28 · 6 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Jokes & Riddles

1.What color is InuYasha's outfit?
2.Who does Sango have feelings for?
3.What are the name's af ALL the people in the group?
4.What does the japanese word "miko" mean?
5.What does Kagome tell InuYasha to do when he's being a jerk or he's in demon form, etc?
6.Who are the two people (other than InuYasha) in love with Kagome?


Hee hee this'll be fun...

2007-03-25 18:07:27 · 2 answers · asked by Murr;; Fang 3 in Polls & Surveys

Don't answer ma'am!!!

2007-03-25 18:07:25 · 14 answers · asked by RiverGirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

1 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

2 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

3 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

4 A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

5 A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

6 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

7 A closed mouth gathers no foot.

8 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

9 A day without sunshine is like, night.

10 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in
such away that you will look forward to the trip

2007-03-25 18:07:11 · 5 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I really want a drum set, and my parents finally said yes. I have not told them about electric sets yet, cause i don't want them to only let me have an electric set because of volume control.

I've looked at the Roland TD-6SXT V-Tour Series Electronic Drum Set, and it seems nice. It has mesh heads which i hear are imortant.

but should i get electric or acoustic?

all my musician friends tell me the only reason they would ever get electric is to be able to play at night (volume control).

Is it easy to learn on an electric set then switch to acoustic?

how good is the sound quality?

i suppose i would mainly just be playing by myself for now, becuase i play bass and guitar and in bands playing both guitar and bass. drums would be more of a hobby until i get good.

am i able to plug the electric sets into my mac for recording?

i am leaning towards electric, but all my musican friends say acoustic. what should i get?

please be descriptive as possible.

thanks.

-Kev

2007-03-25 18:06:52 · 2 answers · asked by x7_lostandconfused_7x 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-25 18:06:35 · 3 answers · asked by krypto'nstreaky 2 in Music

If you saw pulp fiction u probably know what this song is. ITs the one thats about a woman .........it goes like Woman fi you know wat i mean or something like that im not sure pls help!

2007-03-25 18:05:48 · 8 answers · asked by :) 2 in Music

I really want a drum set, and my parents finally said yes. I have not told them about electric sets yet, cause i don't want them to only let me have an electric set because of volume control.

I've looked at the Roland TD-6SXT V-Tour Series Electronic Drum Set, and it seems nice. It has mesh heads which i hear are imortant.

but should i get electric or acoustic?

all my musician friends tell me the only reason they would ever get electric is to be able to play at night (volume control).

Is it easy to learn on an electric set then switch to acoustic?

how good is the sound quality?

i suppose i would mainly just be playing by myself for now, becuase i play bass and guitar and in bands playing both guitar and bass. drums would be more of a hobby until i get good.

am i able to plug the electric sets into my mac for recording?

i am leaning towards electric, but all my musican friends say acoustic. what should i get?

please be descriptive as possible.

thanks.

-Kev

2007-03-25 18:05:37 · 5 answers · asked by x7_lostandconfused_7x 2 in Music

2007-03-25 18:05:30 · 9 answers · asked by Freesumpin 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:04:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I see it down there wiggling all evil like. What should I do? I'm scared!

2007-03-25 18:04:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

those people are so retarded. Is the show a fake?

how could someone be that stupid.
my dad answers those questions every week

2007-03-25 18:03:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Omgosh ppl, I wish I had the invisibility power. Do you know how awesome that would be?!

2007-03-25 18:03:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who could win in a fight?

2007-03-25 18:02:46 · 12 answers · asked by LanternPrime 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know mine!

2007-03-25 18:02:37 · 9 answers · asked by RiverGirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

I always sit in the back

2007-03-25 18:02:20 · 10 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

Once, at Steak and Shake (Resturant), I read a sign that said "takehomasak". I asked my friend if that was holiday (maybe jewish or something I wasn't familar with...it was many years ago, forgive me I was young). He laughed in my face and explained it was an add for the take food (take home a sack...of sandwiches and fries). I could have died...boy was my face red! Have you ever had something similar happen to you?

2007-03-25 18:02:19 · 20 answers · asked by wishtodream 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:02:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

2007-03-25 18:02:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Mine attacks my son all of the time. I didn't even have to train him to do it. He's so smart.

2007-03-25 18:00:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:00:34 · 19 answers · asked by Stormy 5 in Polls & Surveys

I finally got around to listening to them, and I swear he sounds like a singer from another band I've heard.

2007-03-25 18:00:29 · 3 answers · asked by Adam P 2 in Music

am I supposed to look like. LEo or Sag? What does a Sag rising native look like?

2007-03-25 18:00:25 · 6 answers · asked by lissome 3 in Horoscopes

2007-03-25 17:58:27 · 38 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 17:57:17 · 3 answers · asked by foxy_in_the_bigsky 1 in Music

With most clothing now wash and wear, does anyone (still) iron their/their family's clothing?

2007-03-25 17:56:56 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 17:56:35 · 13 answers · asked by Ken!!!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

the truck had 28'' inch rims on it

2007-03-25 17:56:21 · 2 answers · asked by Cord C 1 in Movies

just so I can continue to watch The Tudors?

2007-03-25 17:56:12 · 4 answers · asked by Pooks 6 in Television

2007-03-25 17:56:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys