Grounds for Divorce
They say breaking up is hard to do, but
that wasn't the case for these people.
Whether they were picked on or just
picky, can you figure out the real
reason they all made like bananas and
split?
1- In Loving, New Mexico, a woman
divorced her husband because he made
her....
a) salute him and address him as
"Major"
b) feed him a Hershey's kiss
c) sweep the floor ahead of him
....whenever he walked by.
2- In Lynch Heights, Delaware, a woman
filed for divorce because her
husband "regulary.....
a) replaced her shampoo with Nair
b) hid whoopee cushions in her
favorite chair
c) put itching powder in her underwear
....when she wasn't looking."
3- In Honolulu a man filed for divorce
because his wife served....
a) peas
b) pineapples
c) Spam
...at every meal.
2007-03-25 18:07:28 · 6 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
answers
1- a (salute him and address him as "Major")
2- c (put itching powder in her underwere)
3- a (peas: pea soup for breakfast
and dinner, and pea sandwiches for lunch)
2007-03-27 10:03:02 · update #1
wer'd We find this?
2007-03-25 19:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
straight A's!
lol
2007-03-25 18:13:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok am i suppose to laugh now lol
2007-03-25 18:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a
a
a
2007-03-25 18:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THey were picked on!
2007-03-25 18:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
c, c , b
2007-03-25 18:44:38 · answer #6 · answered by Liz^24 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋