Entertainment & Music - 25 March 2007

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... We can't hire you."

"But wait," he says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

The applicant reaches into his pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well, then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy winking and asked for aspirin?"

2007-03-25 18:29:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 18:28:43 · 18 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:28:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why?

2007-03-25 18:28:15 · 46 answers · asked by katrina_ponti 6 in Polls & Surveys

My ex boyfriends brother told my ex that he would have to roll me in flour to find a wet spot. LOL! I lost 80 pounds after that.
About a month after my exboyfriends brother said that he got into a car accident and broke both legs. He gained 60 pounds.
My ex told me that he would cry about it every day. My ex told him " I told you would regret it, what goes around comes around"

2007-03-25 18:28:03 · 13 answers · asked by uuummk 5 in Polls & Surveys

This one is for everyone who ..

a) has kids,

b) had kids,

c) was a kid,

d) knows a kid,

e) is going to have kids.



I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a

wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and

stuck out two of her fingers.



Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth

and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. Went back to

packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her

fingers with a devastated look on her face.



I said, "What's wrong, honey?"



She replied, "What happened to my booger?

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2007-03-25 18:28:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 18:27:52 · 5 answers · asked by man 1 in Music

( besides the computer )

2007-03-25 18:27:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:27:04 · 14 answers · asked by moonwalker88 1 in Polls & Surveys

the one with Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen-

the song that they are playing in the band at the end of the movie.. but before the credits.

Roxy (Mary-Kate) is playing the drums and then it goes like: heyy man

2007-03-25 18:26:45 · 1 answers · asked by beadsandbraids 2 in Movies

Especially when they have no idea what you are talking about. Does it make you feel smart?

or

When others do it, does it make you feel stupid?

(My big bro does it all the time and its annoying!)

2007-03-25 18:25:55 · 11 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:25:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like to be a human fedi on the rebel side with 2 lightsabers blue & green and my favorite move would be: to hover the sables close to my hands and spin they in a circles, fast (my hands is out-worth to the side a little) and while spining them i throw by using my forces not (schwartz) one and the other one like a boomerang towards my enemies.

2007-03-25 18:24:47 · 8 answers · asked by ..::Єḍɱʋñɖ.:::.. 3 in Other - Entertainment

To be where I have been.........

2007-03-25 18:24:41 · 14 answers · asked by RiverGirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:24:25 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is being able to make a fist with my hand, My doctor said he is going to punch me hard if I can't make a fist by Friday. The problem is the swelling, enough about me, what are your personal goals? They don't have to be grand, I want to help you think on the level of days, minutes and seconds. Once a day passes it is over.

2007-03-25 18:24:17 · 15 answers · asked by Amole Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:23:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some Sugar.

2007-03-25 18:22:58 · 17 answers · asked by PMS Woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm probably the guard who gets knocked out by the hero, then stripped down to my long-johns and tied up in closet while he infiltrates the secret fortress in my uniform.

2007-03-25 18:22:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a MILLION$ question.

2007-03-25 18:22:38 · 19 answers · asked by Mr N 5 in Polls & Surveys

some of the lyrics are ganja buddha dro haze mary jane a man oooh thats the shiit something like that

2007-03-25 18:22:20 · 4 answers · asked by ziggy j 1 in Music

lol!

2007-03-25 18:21:57 · 16 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:21:47 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like bottled water, but when I drink Dasani, I get thirstier than I was to begin with. And the more I drink, the drier my mouth feels.

2007-03-25 18:21:07 · 4 answers · asked by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:20:36 · 11 answers · asked by ☼Scientific Athletic♫ 4 in Polls & Surveys

the song i need help with is at the very end of episode 10 season 2 when jen is leaving. its NOT over it by katharine mcphee. if you watch the episode on mtv.com (false friends) that might help.
here are the lyrics too....

"so many words i wish i could explain but it dont sound the same
promises are all bound to break, its a little too late
im under the spell and i cant hear you saying goodbye"

by the way, the song is NOT one of the ones on the list of featured songs from the episode. its nowhere to be found and i really want to know if someone know what it is....
thanks guys

2007-03-25 18:19:33 · 2 answers · asked by B 3 in Television

or are you the one that always "let's the cat out of the bag?"

2007-03-25 18:19:07 · 39 answers · asked by soggybottomscout_25 4 in Polls & Surveys

They're broadcasting his 60th birthday live on the Internet from Madison Square Garden. It's fabulous! Elton is wonderful....60 years YOUNG! :) Love Ya Elton!

2007-03-25 18:17:55 · 6 answers · asked by Ryans Mom 5 in Music

2007-03-25 18:17:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How much is the pedal in the States? I can't seem to find any of those here in my country. Thanks!!!

2007-03-25 18:17:26 · 1 answers · asked by axman.caye 2 in Music