1 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
2 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
3 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
4 A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
5 A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
6 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7 A closed mouth gathers no foot.
8 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
9 A day without sunshine is like, night.
10 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in
such away that you will look forward to the trip
2007-03-25 18:07:11 · 5 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All I can "answer" is that these are great!!
2007-03-25 18:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by Christy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! I like numbers 5, 6, 8, and 10.
They seem the most reasonable.
2007-03-26 01:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by Ms* Shae* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I red # 10 @ a fri8endz house last nite...well Sat. nite except it was 4 Irish folk
2007-03-26 02:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-03-26 01:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i get it..... like humour only different.
Heard them all before, but still good.
2007-03-26 01:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by loza500 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋