Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy.He took his shoes off to avoid waking his wife,Mary.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could up the stairs ,but misjudged the bottom step,and as he grabbed the banister, he swung round and landed heavily on a whiskey bottle in his back pocket.
Managing not to yell,he sprung up,pulled down his trousers and looked in the hall mirror only to see both his backside cheeks bleeding.He found some plasters and began putting them on each place he saw blood.
He then stumbled to bed.
In the morning,Paddy woke early ,with almighty pain in his head and backside and Mary staring at him.
She said;"You were drunk last night!!
Paddy said;"Why you say such a mean thing?"
"Well"Mary said,"It could be the open front door,it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs,it could be the trail of blood through the house,or your bloodshot eyes,but mostly.....it's all those plasters stuck on the hall mirror!!
2007-03-25
04:19:23
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