Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy.He took his shoes off to avoid waking his wife,Mary.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could up the stairs ,but misjudged the bottom step,and as he grabbed the banister, he swung round and landed heavily on a whiskey bottle in his back pocket.
Managing not to yell,he sprung up,pulled down his trousers and looked in the hall mirror only to see both his backside cheeks bleeding.He found some plasters and began putting them on each place he saw blood.
He then stumbled to bed.
In the morning,Paddy woke early ,with almighty pain in his head and backside and Mary staring at him.
She said;"You were drunk last night!!
Paddy said;"Why you say such a mean thing?"
"Well"Mary said,"It could be the open front door,it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs,it could be the trail of blood through the house,or your bloodshot eyes,but mostly.....it's all those plasters stuck on the hall mirror!!
2007-03-25 04:19:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one has for me its been over a year since I had a drink.
Ha Ha
2007-03-25 04:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got so drunk last night somehad to put me in the recovery position,
This morning I woke up on the back of a breakdown truck!
2007-03-25 05:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao try this one... a newfie is hitch hiking across canada, a trucker picks him up. they introduce themselves and the newfie hears noise coming from the cabin in the back of the rig. he asks what the noice is and the trucker says watch this he swings wildly with his fist and punches a monkey! the monkey immedietly comes to the front of the truck and blows the driver!! the newfie in aww says wow! the trucker asks the newfie... wanna give it a try? the newfie replies sure but dont hit me as hard!
2007-03-25 04:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by cinsjunglejim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yeah i was... I just got home and i haven't gone to bed yet and y am i on yahoo?
2007-03-25 05:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good,(I will attempt that tonight!)
2007-03-25 04:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by Floppy Dick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fu*ck mine that was funny.
clap clap clap. (and the crowd goes wild!!!!)
xxx
2007-03-25 08:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, I was working n/shift.
2007-03-25 04:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by big babs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha. lol that was hilarious. great joke!!
2007-03-25 04:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.......NO
2007-03-25 04:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-25 04:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋