Entertainment & Music - 24 March 2007

How woould yoou know?

2007-03-24 10:57:24 · 18 answers · asked by Ad Just 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:57:08 · 48 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

Womans rights ...joke?
The following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our
husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."

(The crowd cheered).

The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing,
but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well.

(The crowd again cheered).

The third speaker, a Jamaican lady, stood up and said," After lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself.
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).

She continued........................



"Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing.

Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing,



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>but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit out of my leff eye."

2007-03-24 10:57:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I had a friend who's house was infested with roaches. I mean her whole wall would be black/brown with roaches. Filthy! (Thinking about it is making me itch. LOL)What about you?

2007-03-24 10:56:38 · 36 answers · asked by Nerds Rule! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:56:12 · 21 answers · asked by earthygirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:56:03 · 13 answers · asked by qtpie16707 3 in Movies

mine is in naked gun when leslie nelson and his partner start to frisk a guy and he puts his hands in his partners pockets by mistake . first he pulls out a police badge n he saying hey this guys got a fake police badge, then he pulls out a wallet , he opens it n says, hey this guys got a picture of ur wife in his wallet, then the other guy spins ur man around n knocks him out. i thought that was very good.

2007-03-24 10:55:53 · 20 answers · asked by chestyflems 2 in Movies

2007-03-24 10:55:36 · 43 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who do you think is the hottest SportsCenter anchor?

2007-03-24 10:55:29 · 1 answers · asked by packerswes4 5 in Television

What is the best allergy medicine that DOESN'T make me fall asleep??

I have taken Claritin and Clarinex. None of them work at all.
And I do NOT want to take Benadryl. That stuff knocks you out.

Someone please help. I'm dying here!!

2007-03-24 10:54:58 · 8 answers · asked by Rita 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:54:56 · 6 answers · asked by monkmom 1 in Movies

2007-03-24 10:54:40 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like to know the name of the singer, because I never heard it again and woould like to have it.

2007-03-24 10:54:33 · 3 answers · asked by against racism 2 in Music

think i look fat in this ?

2007-03-24 10:54:18 · 10 answers · asked by whisper 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:54:10 · 3 answers · asked by Rodman91 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-24 10:53:54 · 10 answers · asked by aikalskaren 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:53:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

-Hot dogs or nachos
-Peanuts or pretzels?
-cotton candy or Cracker Jacks?
-Soda or beer?

2007-03-24 10:52:57 · 27 answers · asked by Lisa 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:52:29 · 18 answers · asked by Pope my ride! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:52:24 · 2 answers · asked by starlight 1 in Celebrities

one was 'Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie'. Or 'She's gone' I thought was 'Cheese scone'

2007-03-24 10:52:20 · 23 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would like to see Herman's Head, Spenser: For Hire, Rythmn & Blues and Sirens come out on DVD.

2007-03-24 10:52:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-24 10:52:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:52:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 10:52:05 · 4 answers · asked by dl 2 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ_X-tOVStA

2007-03-24 10:52:02 · 3 answers · asked by Pumagirl 3 in Music

I've got leftover pork chops in my fridge that I need to dispose of and he's been a good boy and I know the pork chops don't have rat poison in them..

2007-03-24 10:51:59 · 11 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Polls & Surveys

did my washer eat it or my dryer. i think that it is the dryer. i just bought these socks they were so soft. i am super bummed! i want my sock. who has it?

2007-03-24 10:51:52 · 11 answers · asked by jopuppy 5 in Polls & Surveys

why

2007-03-24 10:51:47 · 18 answers · asked by ricky s 1 in Music

2007-03-24 10:51:32 · 96 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys