another joke to give you a tickle .........funny?

Question

Womans rights ...joke?
The following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our
husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."

(The crowd cheered).

The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing,
but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well.

(The crowd again cheered).

The third speaker, a Jamaican lady, stood up and said," After lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself.
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).

She continued........................



"Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing.

Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing,



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>but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit out of my leff eye."

before anybody asks no im not racist ..............its a very very old joke

Answer 1

it's mean, but it was so funny

Answer 2

I enjoyed the final one ideal. A married lady is going to a hair salon and tells the beautician, "My husband has very undesirable dandruff, what am i able to do" The beautician very with a bit of luck says, " purely provide him head and shoulders, that would desire to revive it genuine" The maried lady purely stares on the beautician, with a wierd look on her face for some seconds and then says. " how do you provide shoulders"

Answer 3

Note only men are saying it's funny. Ugh that's so wrong. How is that funny?

Answer 4

hahahahahahaha

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

Answer 5

and the crowd fell scilent

Answer 6

You just get better& better, loved it, you are a star so -----Have one. x 10/10

Answer 7

Because he beat her so bad she couldn't see? And that is funny to you?

Answer 8

aww, that's so sad! but i did kinda laugh with the accent and all!

Answer 9

lol
haha

Answer 10

good joke