An escaped convict breaks in to a house and ties up the young couple who were sleeping.
When the convict leaves the room the man turn to his scantily clad wife and says" honey this man has not seen a young lady in years,i know this sounds nasty but if he wants s#x with you please let him it may save our lives."
Spitting out her gag she turns to her husband and says "darling i'm so glad you said that,when he was tying your hands behind your back i heard him say you were cute."
2007-03-24
01:26:07
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