An escaped convict breaks in to a house and ties up the young couple who were sleeping.
When the convict leaves the room the man turn to his scantily clad wife and says" honey this man has not seen a young lady in years,i know this sounds nasty but if he wants s#x with you please let him it may save our lives."
Spitting out her gag she turns to her husband and says "darling i'm so glad you said that,when he was tying your hands behind your back i heard him say you were cute."
2007-03-24 01:26:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old but still funny.
2007-03-24 01:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny I like that did not see that coming! 10/10
2007-03-24 08:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-03-24 09:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-03-24 14:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one x
2007-03-24 10:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny like it
2007-03-24 12:59:55 · answer #6 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!! Liked it!
2007-03-24 08:29:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! I haven't heard that 1 b4 :)
2007-03-24 08:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha like it!!u make my day happy!!!thank u very much!!
2007-03-24 08:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by michael e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny.
2007-03-24 08:40:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋