I need 5 good reasons or your fired. What are your reasons?
2007-03-24 01:13:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) I'm only a kid
2) I'm new here
3) I neeeed this job
4) I want cash
5) your hot
2007-03-24 21:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Because I am the only one who can do this lousy job.
2. You will never find anyone as good as me.
3. I am still your number one fan.
4. Nobody wants to do this job because you are to hard to work for.
5. If you fire me I will tell your wife about you and the secretary.
2007-03-24 08:21:02 · answer #2 · answered by raye_ndrsn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
⥠I didn't steal your cookies, I just ate 3.
⥠The thing of being a perverted exposer, that was a lie.
⥠Now I type with 4 fingers!
⥠I don't use the xerox machine to copy my buttocks anymore.
⥠Well I think 4 may be enough...
2007-03-24 08:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cmon no body fires me .I m a very sweet girl and very good at what ever i work at.You wont get a chance to fire me hehe.:
2007-03-24 13:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by Hope Summer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I am good to customers
2. I comunicate well with others.
3. I love my job.
4. I need my job.
5. I am always on time!
P.S. Who else will bring you your coffee in the morning?
2007-03-24 08:17:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The three you already knew I'd think of that prompted you to ask five.
You like me, that's why you're giving me this chance.
I was smart enough to figure out why you had to ask for five when another employer would have only demanded three.
2007-03-24 08:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jen F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) i work 24/7
2) i bassically don't have a life because of you
3) i make you lots of money
4) i didn't mean to make a mistake
5) i thiink you are weird
five perfectly good reasons
2007-03-24 09:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I have excellent customer relations
2. I love my job
3. I am always 15 minutes early, and never late
4. I have very high communication skills
5. Plus I do that thing with my tounge.
2007-03-24 08:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by Squashes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Tom
2. Mike
3. John
4. Steve
5. Roberrtoo
Those are the 5 guys you slept with to get "on top" or "ahead" in this company and i'm going to tell your husband!
2007-03-24 08:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by Ad Just 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm 1. smart 2. strong. 3. hard working 4. I'm always on time 5. cuz that would hurt my feelings : )
2007-03-24 08:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No one else can waste time quite like I can.
If I wasn't here, you'd have no one to belittle and pick on.
Your too stupid to fire me.
I'll tell your spouse about your affair.
Because I have a doctors note.
2007-03-24 08:37:32 · answer #11 · answered by marilynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋