Entertainment & Music - 23 March 2007

2007-03-23 05:30:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

It had to do with Rice Whor* from the other night...

2007-03-23 05:29:57 · 22 answers · asked by happyday to you 7 in Polls & Surveys

I know personality is very important but when I look at a person I am attracted to lips. What is it for you? Eyes, lips etc.,

2007-03-23 05:29:41 · 16 answers · asked by wolfdance1978 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 05:29:39 · 49 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 05:29:37 · 19 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hey, I am starting out as an Eighteen Year Old Male in the world of Comedy. A lot of my jokes are not funny so don't flame as I think You'll find every famous Comedian reuse their best jokes again and again. I am using Yahoo Answers as a testing platform and thus your honet opinions, contructive criticisms and critical changes would be very helpful.Often I can create ten awful jokes and one funny so please dont state horrible things like "you should never do stand-up) Thank You

I am testing new joke formats such as surreal so is this funny (I come up with about 5 good and 20 bad a day so you know dont flame)

"There's a Man in Scotland who claims to have s e x with farm animals, including Cows...Everyone else calls it milking season"

My question really is as an 18 year old bot if I was doing stand up would it make you laugh....my best quality is quick wit so I would rip the audience whilst getting them on my side by exploiting a minority member for larger audience benefit

2007-03-23 05:29:35 · 5 answers · asked by bowlercomedy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-23 05:29:06 · 15 answers · asked by Doobie Sister 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 05:29:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

2007-03-23 05:28:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

holy hell I need a drink already!!

2007-03-23 05:28:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

put em forward by 1 hr Will you remember??

2007-03-23 05:28:27 · 21 answers · asked by newciderman 6 in Polls & Surveys

shock jock or anna nicloes, "benefactor"

2007-03-23 05:28:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-23 05:28:08 · 84 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 05:28:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 05:27:42 · 12 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 05:27:35 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ya for me just sometimes its like they could have called me and let me know they were coming over.

2007-03-23 05:27:25 · 35 answers · asked by Girly♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 05:27:16 · 4 answers · asked by B aka PE 6 in Polls & Surveys

who the hell came up with this idiotic statement.
who here agrees with this? raise ur hand please.

2007-03-23 05:27:15 · 13 answers · asked by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

are there any sites were I can chat to celebrities and meet them?

2007-03-23 05:27:02 · 2 answers · asked by philip k 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-23 05:26:52 · 3 answers · asked by The Stifmeister 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have VEOH player and also have iTunes but would like to be able to download his song "Missing Person" and / or "Healing Rain". Thanks for all your help guys!

2007-03-23 05:26:46 · 1 answers · asked by 7 Habits 3 in Music

2007-03-23 05:26:20 · 3 answers · asked by khf_1280 1 in Polls & Surveys

I heard this song, its like I'll be the proudest of your life or somehting it was a really easy slow song it was nice maybe Taylor Hicks? I don't know.

Does anyone know? As questions- I'll TRY to anwser them!

2007-03-23 05:26:10 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ Ava ♥ 3 in Music

2007-03-23 05:25:45 · 32 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Paramore's Album "Riot!" coming out June 12th!!!

and I think I'm interested in seeing what Linkin Park has to offer as well (May)

What are the albums you are waiting for?
Thanks! =)

2007-03-23 05:25:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Sunshine(me) needs _______ and ________ in order to be a fulfilled woman. Otherwise she may just ________!!

(Those who know me even just a wee bit,will have no trouble with this little exercise!)

2007-03-23 05:25:37 · 16 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

of my tough exterior? I'm really warm and mushy inside.

2007-03-23 05:25:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is a Jackal?

2007-03-23 05:24:45 · 9 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Movies

2007-03-23 05:24:30 · 12 answers · asked by Jason L 1 in Television