A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
2007-03-23 05:28:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Man! That's true enough!!!!
9/10 for you!!!
2007-03-23 05:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's true, 18 does go into 54 a lot more than 54. I'm the pool boy and that 54 year old lady was real Freaky!
2007-03-23 12:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes maybe so but a 54 yr old man is a much more experienced eater, is better at it and enjoys and appreciates the entire experience so much more...
2007-03-23 12:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, really going for it now, good one. 10/10
2007-03-23 13:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that one
2007-03-23 12:37:26 · answer #5 · answered by *VS* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-03-23 13:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by gee-girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-03-23 12:42:37 · answer #7 · answered by Lady C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-23 12:38:12 · answer #8 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... thanks for a laugh.....
2007-03-23 12:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋