Entertainment & Music - 22 March 2007

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

2007-03-22 12:28:08 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

which fansub has both really good quality and good translations? which one is the best? thanks.

2007-03-22 12:28:02 · 3 answers · asked by gyudong 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-22 12:27:57 · 11 answers · asked by Goldylocks 5 in Polls & Surveys

-------Subject: FW: Water or Coke?


> WATER
>
> #1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half
> the world population
>
> #2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is
> mistaken for hunger.
>
> #3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.
>
> #4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost
> 100% of the dieters studied in a University of
> Washington study.
>
> #5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
>
> #6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day
> could
> significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of
> sufferers.
>
> #7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory,
> trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on
> the computer screen or on a printed page.
>
> #8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer
> by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%.,
> and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the
> amount of water you should drink every day?
>
>
> COKE
>
> #1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in
> the
> trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
>
> #2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in
> two days.
>
> #3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and
> let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid
> in
> Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
>
> #4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
> rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
>
> #5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of
> Coca-Cola
> over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
>
> #6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
> rusted bolt for several minutes.
>
> #7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan,
> wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
> Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing
> the
> drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
>
> #8... To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load
> of
> greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The
> Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze
> from
> your windshield.
>
>
> FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
>
> #1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
> It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also
> leaches
> calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase
> of
> osteoporosis.
>
> #2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the commercial trucks
> must
> use a hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive
> materials.
>
> #3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of
> the
> trucks for about 20 years!
>
> Now the question is, would you like a glass of water?
>
> or Coke?
>
>
>
>

2007-03-22 12:27:48 · 13 answers · asked by jo.joggers 4 in Polls & Surveys

Cingular
T-Mobile
Verizon
or the others...

I currently have Cingular, but it's sooooooo expensive with the added txt, pic, email, etc... T-Mobile is $20 less/month with better phone options.. but Verizon has some great choices as well.. what do you recommend??

2007-03-22 12:27:09 · 8 answers · asked by Freddie xoxo 4 in Polls & Surveys

Im making a mix with musicals for my friend, but I dont really know any. Do you have any good suggestions? Thanks!!

2007-03-22 12:27:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-22 12:27:06 · 9 answers · asked by goaliegirl 2 in Television

2007-03-22 12:26:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-22 12:26:53 · 4 answers · asked by Captain A-Hole 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 12:26:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 12:26:46 · 20 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

Im not saying that we should all listen to filthy ungodly music. I am Christian but feel that the music just blows. Not many songs have meaningful lyrics considering they are all about the same thing. Christian music isn't really as popular as it should be and I feel this is why. If god wants his word to be spread I think he should take some time to make the music at least a little better. Underoath is a example of crappy christain music.

2007-03-22 12:26:41 · 8 answers · asked by caloman88 1 in Music

2007-03-22 12:26:29 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dont care what they sound like or if they are really slow or are heavy metal.I dont even care if its country music or better yet, music from a diffrent country.Just give me some songs that are sad.

2007-03-22 12:26:29 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

There is yellow, green, orange, grey, blue, indigo, violet, purple, fuschia, and lemon lime fruitilicious. Which one? HURRY....10 MINUTESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-22 12:26:22 · 36 answers · asked by CanadianGuitar 2 in Other - Entertainment

...and who was it that you saw?

2007-03-22 12:26:12 · 18 answers · asked by truthyness 7 in Polls & Surveys

What songs make your heart break and why?
I Remember You by Skid Row
At this Moment by Billy Vera and the Beaters
Fall to pieces by Velvet Revolver
If your Gone by Rob Thomas
Landslide by Stevie Nicks
Lips of an Angel by Hinder
What You Give by Tesla
All of these songs remind me of my boyfriend of 14 years. He just broke up with me 3 months ago. We have 2 kids. If I hear any of these songs I loose it. What songs make you sad?

2007-03-22 12:25:43 · 10 answers · asked by Teslajuliet 4 in Music

bet on? Benson or Mr Belvedere? (I know, kinda lame but I couldn't think of any other butlers)

2007-03-22 12:25:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to see your favorite band live, in concert etc. how much are you willing to pay?

2007-03-22 12:25:37 · 7 answers · asked by joanna441989 2 in Music

i kinda think its by nickeback....it goes if everyone cared...nodbody cried....if everyone was fair and nobody lied

2007-03-22 12:25:35 · 3 answers · asked by gopackgo51 1 in Music

2007-03-22 12:25:24 · 5 answers · asked by no1shylass 4 in Polls & Surveys

Declan the humble crab and Katie the lobster princess were madly and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship...until one day, Katie scuttled over to Declan in tears.
"We can't see each other anymore," she sobbed.
"Why?" gasped Declan.
"Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He says that no daughter of his will marry a creature that walks sideways.
Declan was shattered, and walked away to drink himself in to oblivion.
That night, the great lobster ball was taking place. The lobster princess refused to join in the merriment. Suddenly the doors opened and Declan the crab strode in. The dancing stopped and all eyes were on Declan as he made his way over to Katie's father. All could see that he was walking forwards. Step by step he made his way over to the throne and looked the King Lobster in the eye......there was a deadly hush.

Finally, the crab spoke...."F###, I'm p*****."

2007-03-22 12:25:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was listening to some 70's disco and noticed that many artists seemed to use some fairly complex
string instruments for background......was this common, and what was up with that?????

2007-03-22 12:25:20 · 1 answers · asked by LanceMiller77 2 in Music

I was supposed to shave it last week,but I just can't do it.

2007-03-22 12:24:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

before you got on the computer what was you doing???

2007-03-22 12:24:46 · 25 answers · asked by SCOTLAND! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 12:24:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-22 12:23:39 · 23 answers · asked by sumboiz_right_one 1 in Music

as a kid, or do you forget?
Promomows made me wonder about this one...thanks for the inspiration.

2007-03-22 12:23:39 · 17 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The net morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests

2007-03-22 12:23:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Like chucky, or the movie DOLLS, or like puppets, you get what im saying right?


lots of people i know think its more funny and cute than scary, but chucky makes me cry, and im not even a kid anymore

2007-03-22 12:23:32 · 20 answers · asked by scarlet begonia 4 in Polls & Surveys