Declan the humble crab and Katie the lobster princess were madly and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship...until one day, Katie scuttled over to Declan in tears.
"We can't see each other anymore," she sobbed.
"Why?" gasped Declan.
"Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He says that no daughter of his will marry a creature that walks sideways.
Declan was shattered, and walked away to drink himself in to oblivion.
That night, the great lobster ball was taking place. The lobster princess refused to join in the merriment. Suddenly the doors opened and Declan the crab strode in. The dancing stopped and all eyes were on Declan as he made his way over to Katie's father. All could see that he was walking forwards. Step by step he made his way over to the throne and looked the King Lobster in the eye......there was a deadly hush.
Finally, the crab spoke...."F###, I'm p*****."
2007-03-22 12:25:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha!!!!
I had to think about that one, but once i got it i had a good laugh !
Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and Luke skywalker?
A. Luke eventually found out who his father was :)
2007-03-22 12:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-15 06:41:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here in the US the punchline is "I'm sooo wasted"
The humor doesn't work as well, but the implication is that crabs, which normally walk sideways, would walk forward when drunk.
If I understand correctly in informal UK speach, "pissed" could mean either intoxicated or angry. It's probably more humorous in this non-US colloquial Brit slang.
2007-03-22 13:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by Robert S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
damn gd 1 lmao 10 /10
2007-03-22 12:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it either whats the word taht starts with a p
2007-03-22 12:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ummm.. ok..yep.. I think I'm missing something here.. but good story:)
2007-03-22 12:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2007-03-22 12:30:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it, but it just wasn't funny...at all.
2007-03-22 12:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by lolliepop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa good one
2007-03-22 12:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it can someone explain it for me
2007-03-22 12:48:56 · answer #10 · answered by *~♥3r|k@♥~* 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋