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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The net morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests

2007-03-22 12:23:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

brilliant simply brilliant !!!!

HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I ENJOY YOUR JOKES...

HA IS NO WONDER IM YOUR FAN!!!

2007-03-22 12:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by A. RMZ 4 · 0 0

This is absolutly brilliant 10/10+star, you are on a roll tonight babe.

2007-03-22 20:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

Sounds like a woman er.handwritten like a woman. I'm married to one of them.

2007-03-22 19:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL.... I don't think that I've ever come across a woman with the ability to remain quiet that long!!! Congrats on a rare find!! ;-)

2007-03-22 19:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by pnk517 4 · 0 2

laughing.... this is sooo true, we can give them the silent treatment for days.... maybe months.

2007-03-22 19:28:35 · answer #5 · answered by sweet heart 2 · 0 0

Good one!

2007-03-22 19:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, omg dat iz so funny,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2007-03-22 19:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I thought it was funny.
-Bballgirl11

2007-03-22 19:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by heather. 2 · 0 0

haha thats funny! i like it!

2007-03-22 19:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by =P 4 · 0 0

that's hilarious lol

2007-03-22 19:41:27 · answer #10 · answered by alieack123 2 · 0 0

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