Entertainment & Music - 22 March 2007

2007-03-22 01:02:53 · 7 answers · asked by bhutti 1 in Movies

"I must have gotten blown off course! And what is all this white stuff?"

2007-03-22 01:01:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm good but not quite that good!!

2007-03-22 01:01:35 · 5 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

2007-03-22 01:01:01 · 4 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i want some new slow songs like some i already hae are keepholding on by avril l
lie to me george
over it katherine mcphee

2007-03-22 01:00:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

something else?? What do you prefere?
I got to have my coffee in the morning with my 60's & 70's music!!

2007-03-22 01:00:45 · 15 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

In the morning,At the diner,On the corner ..!



" It is always Nice to see you"

2007-03-22 00:59:34 · 20 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

what is the best song to dedicate for a friend? she is a gal

2007-03-22 00:58:53 · 9 answers · asked by dxterz 1 in Music

Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name Someone, Anyone and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "Okay, Bubba, how about Tom Cruise"?
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it."
So, Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba ! Great to see You! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his Boss quickly retorts.
Yep", Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
So, off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
The new Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time."
So, off they fly to Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, this will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
He disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's.
Sure enough, half an hour later, Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened"?
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and The Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba"?

2007-03-22 00:58:52 · 16 answers · asked by bubble 1 in Jokes & Riddles

im 36 and want to know about the personality of the dog. thanks in advance

2007-03-22 00:58:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I just blew out the Harlem Globe snotters.

2007-03-22 00:57:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 00:57:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy friend goes over to his friend's wife's house.

" Hi, is Tony home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest bre*sts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

2007-03-22 00:56:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A handshake?
A hug?
A hug and peck on the cheek?
A complete lip lock like you're trying to climb down their throat?
A home run with bases loaded?
None of the above?

2007-03-22 00:56:38 · 25 answers · asked by Jim C 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know Shawnna is from Chicago, but where in Chicago is she from? What HS did she graduate from?

2007-03-22 00:56:24 · 1 answers · asked by Fredrick W 1 in Celebrities

Why do people need to go to third world countries to adopt babies, when we have plenty of children in need here?

2007-03-22 00:56:10 · 11 answers · asked by TacomaMan 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-22 00:54:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This isn't meant to offend anyone!! And I like the Royals lol :-P

Charles & Camilla

It's reported that on their wedding night the following took
place:

As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.

When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me."

The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour, but it was stuck fast."

Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!"

There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels

2007-03-22 00:53:53 · 14 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Jokes & Riddles

...because it was on the roll. Muaahaha hahahahahaha hahahaha eish!

2007-03-22 00:52:55 · 3 answers · asked by StingRay 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What are some of your favorites?

2007-03-22 00:52:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im a virgo and need help deciding what to do with my life and what path to follow

2007-03-22 00:52:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

2007-03-22 00:51:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

would you feel embarassed or flattered? ; )

2007-03-22 00:51:10 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think vanilla ice has to many anger issues, i think he needs help, he is pretty hott tho.=]

Well anyways... what do you think of the show? i LOVE it!

i felt bad for verne, no one cared when he was leaving!!

2007-03-22 00:50:51 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Sanjaya♥Malakar♥Lover♥ 1 in Television

The Wife Translations Guide

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It‘s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You‘ll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don‘t want you to

The wife says: I‘m not upset
The wife means: Of course I‘m upset you moron

The wife says: You‘re... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby th*ghs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

2007-03-22 00:50:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 00:49:58 · 8 answers · asked by ldn 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 00:49:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 00:49:50 · 4 answers · asked by mili 1 in Music

Hmmm ...
so what was the sound like... of ur heart beating ..dhak dhuk dhak..... lol

^_^

2007-03-22 00:49:38 · 9 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

From where to where?
Why?
How long did it take?
Anything happen along the way? (Got mugged, got lucky, got married,etc...)

2007-03-22 00:49:26 · 9 answers · asked by Jim C 5 in Polls & Surveys