Entertainment & Music - 22 March 2007

Sorry, this isn't meant to offend!!

Brokeback Mountain.

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat round the bush, You have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of grapenuts, cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your *** is for."

2007-03-22 01:48:11 · 14 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Jokes & Riddles

to install a new keyboard at your labtob!! i ll bought a new one coz as u see this one doesnt but some things!! but one of my friends who is combuter technical told me that he ll install it !should i count on him or should i go to the combany!!

2007-03-22 01:48:09 · 15 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Polls & Surveys

what age were you when you had them? regret it or not?
i was 18 when i had my first daughter (5) and my youngest at 22 (1) and i dont regret them at all.

2007-03-22 01:48:06 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

2007-03-22 01:47:31 · 2 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

mobile phones were the best things made or just a plain nusiance

2007-03-22 01:46:48 · 15 answers · asked by astra 5 in Polls & Surveys

revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

2007-03-22 01:46:43 · 7 answers · asked by conan 4 in Polls & Surveys

that yahoos system is unfair in its violation service

2007-03-22 01:46:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 01:45:56 · 2 answers · asked by Bekah F 1 in Polls & Surveys

Just the two of us...I had the key and I wanted to know what you would give me for me to let you out...why would assume it to be something sexual?? All I want is one of those ipod video things...

2007-03-22 01:45:44 · 11 answers · asked by Cyber Stalker 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'd love to hear from David Cassidy fans. Aussie fans can go to www.davidcassidyfansite.com and enter the competition to win a copy of his autobiography.

2007-03-22 01:45:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-22 01:45:10 · 18 answers · asked by v_s_yo 1 in Celebrities

Who will the gues singer be for the episode on March 27th? Thanks!

2007-03-22 01:44:50 · 8 answers · asked by Eric 3 in Television

2007-03-22 01:44:37 · 23 answers · asked by feebee 2 in Television

2007-03-22 01:44:04 · 7 answers · asked by MAC L 1 in Music

drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"

2007-03-22 01:43:46 · 7 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am going to take a nice long hot bubble bath. What kind of bubble should I use? Superman (blueberry) or Strawberry Shortcake?

What I really want is some Calgon.

2007-03-22 01:43:38 · 25 answers · asked by zinntwinnies 6 in Polls & Surveys

My boyfriend text messaged me while the storms came through this morning and said he was dragging a frame rail outside to hug during the storm. Should I be worried about him, or just go ahead and have him committed?

2007-03-22 01:43:31 · 9 answers · asked by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 01:43:18 · 1 answers · asked by angieurick 1 in Music

2007-03-22 01:43:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well thers's a lot of people saying in my school that chocolate has cockroaches in it! is it true?

2007-03-22 01:43:05 · 7 answers · asked by forever<3 3 in Polls & Surveys

doesn't have to be refigerated until it's opened?? Does that make sense?? How come it only goes bad when it's exposed to air?? Is it because fish don't breathe air???

2007-03-22 01:42:01 · 9 answers · asked by Cyber Stalker 4 in Polls & Surveys

These fictional, purring fuzz balls from the “Star Trek” universe are born pregnant, eat incessantly, and Klingons detest them

2007-03-22 01:41:59 · 9 answers · asked by emsmom 1 in Television

im not sure of the spelling though and im looking for the lyrics aswell...i know its a very old song.....i only know the first part of the song..."how long does it take for a man to see the woman that i see in you, i need you today"

hope you can help :-D

2007-03-22 01:41:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

And do you actually choose a best answer?

2007-03-22 01:41:23 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 01:40:03 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and say's this is the pig i have to f**k when your not up for it.

his wife looks up and says i think you'll find that thats a sheep!

he replies i think you will fin i'm talking to the sheep!!!

2007-03-22 01:39:50 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I swear she opened her song directing it to She instead of He, the very first line. After that she clearly said he but I thought she might be trying to tell us something...

2007-03-22 01:39:33 · 7 answers · asked by AKA D2 3 in Television

One minute it was there and then it wasn't. Why were Bam Bam and Streetboy taken off the air and when did this happen?

2007-03-22 01:39:10 · 3 answers · asked by Yasmin H 3 in Other - Entertainment

would you care that I spend all day on 360 and Answers?? Would you join me if you didn't??

2007-03-22 01:38:40 · 20 answers · asked by Cyber Stalker 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 01:38:31 · 6 answers · asked by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 in Polls & Surveys