drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
2007-03-22 01:43:46 · 7 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh no thats awful, i can't wait to tell my friends.
2007-03-22 01:46:31 · answer #1 · answered by beatch38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say ...I knew a woman who was walking in the woods one day and happened upon a frog. the frog said ."I am really a prince and if you will kiss me and return me to a prince I will grant you three wishes"
The woman kissed the frog and a prince appeared.
"Grant me my three wishes " said the woman.
The prince replied .."I will grant you your three wishes but first let me explain the rules"
"Whatever you wish for you will get, but ...your husband will get your wish tenfold".
"Ok Ok said the woman ...I wish I were the richest woman in the world"
The prince replied" I can grant that wish if you are sure ...but remember ...you husband will be ten times richer than you and he will be the richest man in the world."
"Well said the woman....I love him and he loves me so that would be ok"
"Poof" said the prince you are now the richest woman in the world...what will you have for your second wish"?
Well said the woman..."I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world"
The prince replied " I can grant that wish if you are sure but remember ...your husband will be ten times better looking than you and also the richest man in the world ...he will be like an Adonis and women will flock to him everywhere he goes."
"That will be alright replied the woman because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world and besides ...I love him and he loves me so it will be alright"
"Poof" said the prince ..."you are now the most beautiful woman in the world and what will you have for your third wish "?
The woman calmly replied ..."I wish I'd have a mild heart attack".
2007-03-22 08:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been married only twice but would like to meet a charming, sexy guy just to be able to use this line "You look like my third husband" to which he will, of course, respond "How many times have you been married?"
2007-03-22 08:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by nancy w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - I realy have had 3 husbands, but ALL of them are still alive:)
2007-03-22 08:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by celianne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny!!!
2007-03-24 06:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-03-22 09:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe umm....................................................................................................................................sowwy not tht funnnnyyyyyy byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2007-03-22 08:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋