A guy friend goes over to his friend's wife's house.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest bre*sts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
2007-03-22 00:56:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
thats all folks bye till next time
2007-03-22 00:57:19 · update #1
pmsl 10/10
yea sure do now wb x
2007-03-22 22:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet Nora is feeling pretty stupid. Goes to show that people should be more modest and moralistic. Not funny. It is a forhead slapper.
2007-03-22 08:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one poor nora tho lol can't wait to hear more keep em coming oooooo yeah !
2007-03-24 16:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa that's ace 10/10
2007-03-22 09:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some wife, huh? LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-22 08:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious joke , too bad ive already heard it. i wish i could forget jokes and laugh at em again
2007-03-22 07:59:34 · answer #6 · answered by ssuasw 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey!
folk!
nice joke!
hehehe . . .
2007-03-22 08:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by ~§~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, good joke, heard it before tho in a different context
2007-03-22 08:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by wildteddybear07 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wasnt this on an internet video
2007-03-22 07:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by gluesniffer18 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-03-22 08:00:13 · answer #10 · answered by fungirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋