Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake
2007-03-22 00:51:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, good ones!
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are WANTED!
2007-03-22 01:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-22 01:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny :)
2007-03-22 03:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋