Alabama:
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church (lol moustache)
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. (but thats the whole reason i have pockets!)
Masks may not be worn in public. (Halloween must suck)
Alaska:
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. (damn sleeping bear photography is just so much fun)
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. (well how did they get on that plane to begin with??)
Arizona:
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Hunting camels is prohibited. (all those wild Arizona camels wanderin around, someones gotta git em)
Arkansas:
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs
2007-03-22
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