stupid laws?

Question

Alabama:
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church (lol moustache)

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. (but thats the whole reason i have pockets!)

Masks may not be worn in public. (Halloween must suck)

Alaska:
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. (damn sleeping bear photography is just so much fun)

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. (well how did they get on that plane to begin with??)

Arizona:
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Hunting camels is prohibited. (all those wild Arizona camels wanderin around, someones gotta git em)

Arkansas:
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs

California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.(except you, you have to stay inside with the blinds shut. no sun for you!!)

Colorado:
Catapults may not be fired at buildings

It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

Conneticut:
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

Skipping Delaware. not funny lol

Florida:
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

It is illegal to sell your children. (but they are so whiny!! always saying im cold, im hungry, my clothes dont fit!)

Georgia:
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.

Hawaii:
All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

Idaho:
You may not fish on a camel's back.

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Illinois:
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

Indiana:
The value of Pi is 3.

One may not sniff glue

Iowa:
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

One-armed piano players must perform for free

Kansas:
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

Skipping forward to Texas. My home state. to do all of them will take to long.

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

It is illegal to sell one?s eye.

A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.(yeah right lol)

oh i forgot to mention this:

if your state is not here find it at www.dumblaws.com

Answer 1

The Illinois vagrancy thing is true. I got kicked out of a store once cause I had no money on me or a credit card so they said I was loitering. Didn't get arrested though. Just kicked out.

Answer 2

Oh! So many laws and very few to follow it..

I gained a good amount of knowledge and at the same time laughed a lot.

Answer 3

Hawaii through Wyoming?