Entertainment & Music - 19 March 2007

What punishment would you think fair?

2007-03-19 02:58:44 · 50 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

Paddy calls to see his mate Murphy who has broken his leg. Murphy says me feet are freezing could you run upstairs and get my slippers.
No bother says Paddy and runs up the stairs and sees Murphy's two stunning nineteen year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
Hello girls your dad sent me up to sh*g the two of you.
F**k off you liar they said, I'll prove it says Paddy, so he shouts down the stairs 'both of them Murphy?'
Of course you idiot what's the use of f**king one of them!!

2007-03-19 02:58:27 · 13 answers · asked by aeb 2 in Jokes & Riddles

ray quins number bloody one so wheres the girl with the amazing voice disppeared too?

2007-03-19 02:57:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

You should if you haven't yet!! Its a guy flick, but there are so many hotties in this movie, it will be well worth your time. I still am wondering if those guys were seiously that ripped or if it was some kind of special effect!!LOL

2007-03-19 02:57:29 · 6 answers · asked by jj867_5309 1 in Movies

That only left handed people are in their right minds?

2007-03-19 02:57:17 · 23 answers · asked by Moon Man 5 in Polls & Surveys

that made the song more meaningful than ever?

I've always thought Bonnie Raitt had a beautiful style and moving voice, with fun yet poignant songs... and I'd felt and identified with "Not the Only One" since I bought that album. I just never knew who "my guy" was from the song.
That is until I met my husband, and the very next time I heard this song, I just started crying, because here he was - live and in person, no longer just my imagined hero in her song.
To this day my eyes get misty and I hold his hand when I hear it on the airwaves, and I wish I could thank Bonnie personally. The gospel touch at the end makes the tears fall everytime.

Has this ever happened to you? What song? What defining moment was it for you?

Thanks for sharing...

2007-03-19 02:57:08 · 4 answers · asked by sagebella 5 in Polls & Surveys

with regret.

2007-03-19 02:57:07 · 16 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 02:56:29 · 30 answers · asked by soren 6 in Polls & Surveys

Episcopalian, what about phenomenon?
Any words your tongue just cant get around?

2007-03-19 02:55:57 · 22 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 02:55:52 · 4 answers · asked by Taye B 1 in Celebrities

Buyer: “Yes, hello sir… I would like to buy that person right there on the shelf. So, how much?”
Shopkeeper: “Well sir, this person here is going to cost you…”

I have an interesting little question for you. Bill Gates is worth an estimated $50 billion dollars. Oprah is worth approximately $1.5 billion, President Bush is worth $16.9 million and even that elf looking Room Store commercial lady is worth a little something – banking in at $36,000. So, if you had to give yourself a monetary money value, how much do you think you would be worth? Tell me why.

For me being a struggling college student as of right now, I would place my value at about $161.48 (tax included). Ha Ha! So, how about you? ^_^

P.S. ~ And yes… we all know you are actually priceless – but still give me a number.

2007-03-19 02:55:50 · 9 answers · asked by Answer-Me-This 5 in Polls & Surveys

I cant get to my 360 now!

2007-03-19 02:55:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 02:55:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A klondike

2007-03-19 02:55:35 · 3 answers · asked by its just a joke 3 in Jokes & Riddles

There ware 3 Indians and one American
one Indian went out and came back with a bear
the second Indian asks how did u get the bear
he said me see tracks me follow tracks me get bear
the second Indian went out and came back with a bear '
the third Indian asked how did u get the bear'
he said me see tracks me follow tracks me get bear
the third Indian went out and came back with a bear
the American said how did u get the bear
he said me see tracks me follow tracks me get bear
Three days later, the three Indians found the American guy in the hospital,
they asked how did you get in the hospital
he said he sees tracks me follow tracks me get hit by train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-19 02:55:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

2007-03-19 02:55:16 · 6 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I had checked my luggage at the airport, ticket in hand, now I'm in the line for the security check.
The guy in front of me says, "Where are you off to this morning?"
I told him my destination was San Francisco and that I'd never been there and was somewhat worried about getting around in my rental car.
He says, "You really have nothing to worry about, they have AIDS on every corner."

2007-03-19 02:55:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is there any risk that you will be found out? Not by your boss looking over your shoulder, but by 'trails' left in your pc history? What would happen if you were discovered?

2007-03-19 02:54:57 · 23 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

"See the girl with the red dress on..."

2007-03-19 02:54:52 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-19 02:54:49 · 10 answers · asked by reginuta 1 in Horoscopes

i love this beautiful talented man. sir elton john? what about bowie?? please agree!

2007-03-19 02:54:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-19 02:53:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

before my account gets deleted???

2007-03-19 02:53:48 · 7 answers · asked by Cyber Stalker 4 in Polls & Surveys

short ones that you can send thru text?

2007-03-19 02:53:28 · 6 answers · asked by Mal S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I've got a couple of big pictures to hang up, I want them to look
just right.

I've never used a hammer before (I'm not very handy and always had someone else do this sort of thing for me) and wondered where I could purchase a left-handed hammer?

2007-03-19 02:53:22 · 18 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Polls & Surveys

anything and everything that has good bass
Thanks!

2007-03-19 02:53:11 · 12 answers · asked by nat_00420 2 in Music

who will take over his role? Please don't tell me it will be his daughter Christie...or you, cause you are just dreaming...

2007-03-19 02:52:37 · 23 answers · asked by photoguy1967 3 in Celebrities

and what did you think of it?

2007-03-19 02:52:34 · 38 answers · asked by sandiegogal2002@yahoo.com 3 in Movies

Answers is fun because of people's wit and humor, but if that's true how come we get reported for being witty and humorous???

2007-03-19 02:52:17 · 14 answers · asked by Cyber Stalker 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would you wish for?

2007-03-19 02:51:42 · 11 answers · asked by Klum 3 in Polls & Surveys