short ones that you can send thru text?
2007-03-19 02:53:28 · 6 answers · asked by Mal S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here"s two for you ::::::::
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Mirror mirror on the door
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a ******* from a nun."
The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."
"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.
"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"
"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
2007-03-19 03:02:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between light and hard? - You can sleep with the light on!
2007-03-19 03:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by merciasounds 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman is being examined by her gynecologist when he comments, "wow, Lady, you sure do have a big vagina. You sure do have a big vagina."
"I know, but you didn't have to say it twice."
"I didn't say it twice. It was the echo."
[[lol]]
2007-03-19 02:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley Sweets 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you now that Tampax are putting bells on thier tampoons during december...
Why: For the Christmas period!
2007-03-19 03:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by RAVIE G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
say shut the hell up and kiss my ***
2007-03-19 02:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by brezzybaby 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
your lips and my bum should meet!!
(it means kiss my ar5e)
xxx
2007-03-19 03:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋