Entertainment & Music - 19 March 2007

Two statues are standing in a park, they have been there for years naked staring at eachother. One day God comes down and brings them to life.

"You both may live for 1 hour to do whatever it is you plaese."

The male statue looks at the female one and asks, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?".
"I sure am.", she replies with a smile.

With that they run off into the trees nearby. 30 minutes pass and they both emerge from the wood sweaty, panting, and laughing.

The male statues looks up and asks, "Want to do it again?".
She looks at him smiles and says, "Sure do, but this time you hold the pidgeons down and I'll **** on 'em!"

2007-03-19 02:49:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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How much would the widow's two mites be worth in today's money?

2007-03-19 02:48:55 · 3 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Which song contains this line? "Put my fist through your steel plate door."?

2007-03-19 02:48:06 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

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When was the last time?

You did something naughty?

2007-03-19 02:47:56 · 20 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

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My best friends boyfriends name begins with the letter B..... She calls him "Oral B" ????????

Why do ya think that is?????????
:o)

2007-03-19 02:47:54 · 14 answers · asked by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 in Polls & Surveys

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From what i get fast 2 furious song. DOWNLOAD?

PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME ANSWER OF THIS OQUSTION PLEASE PLEASE

2007-03-19 02:47:42 · 4 answers · asked by Rajat Kapoor 1 in Movies

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Is it usual for females to adore western movies?

Any other like-minded women?
Which westerns are your favourites?

2007-03-19 02:46:25 · 12 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is ur best singer?

Hilary Duff is the best for me
She look so beautiful and had a great voice

2007-03-19 02:46:04 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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i'm level two so why do i have?

an orange tag?

2007-03-19 02:45:50 · 26 answers · asked by kitten 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Doesnt it make you mad when you?

open a question and there are no answers but when you submit yours and look again and you are number 30...

2007-03-19 02:45:26 · 23 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Who looks the best Real or Chance?

2007-03-19 02:45:04 · 10 answers · asked by *Gorgeous* 2 in Celebrities

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What animal are you today for animal week?

I am a cute tiger

2007-03-19 02:44:53 · 11 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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In what country was Keith Richards arrested for possession of heroin and cocaine in 1977?

2007-03-19 02:44:19 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

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Has anyone noticed, I got my TC orange badge today.?

How do you like it, now I fit in!

2007-03-19 02:44:14 · 17 answers · asked by R♥bin 4 in Polls & Surveys

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If Yahoo was run properly....?

would answers still be fun?? or is it only fun because Yahoo has no clue how to fun a corporation???

2007-03-19 02:44:01 · 4 answers · asked by Cyber Stalker 4 in Polls & Surveys

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GROSS story... 2?

a couple are on a little camping trip, in the night the man wakes up desperately needing the toilet, he decides he cant hold it and gets up to go...
on his way back in the tent, he wakes up his girlfriend who wouldnt mind a bit of ... you know
she pulls him down and begins sucking his toes,
the man enjoys it and lets her carry on.

the next morning he wakes up and discovers that around his feet are remains of what looks and smells like cow pat,

the gross thing is his girlfriend sucked his toes dry... they were clean.

lurvley

2007-03-19 02:43:55 · 12 answers · asked by Pinki 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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