1.A bachelor,just turned 40,began feeling desperate."I went to a singles bar,"he told a friend,"walked over to this 20yr old woman and asked,'where have u been all my life?'She said 'Teething,'"
2.To impress his date,the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant.After choosing some fine wine,he picked up the menu and ordered."We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,"he said."Sorry,sir"said the waiter."That's the proprietor."
3.A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate:"I want a companion who is small and cute,loves water sports,and enjoys group activities."
Back came the answer:"Marry a penguin."
4.A girl watched,fascinatd,as her mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that?"she asked.
"To make myself beautiful,"said the Mother,who began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?"asked the girl."Giving up?"
2007-03-18
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