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1.A bachelor,just turned 40,began feeling desperate."I went to a singles bar,"he told a friend,"walked over to this 20yr old woman and asked,'where have u been all my life?'She said 'Teething,'"
2.To impress his date,the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant.After choosing some fine wine,he picked up the menu and ordered."We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,"he said."Sorry,sir"said the waiter."That's the proprietor."
3.A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate:"I want a companion who is small and cute,loves water sports,and enjoys group activities."
Back came the answer:"Marry a penguin."
4.A girl watched,fascinatd,as her mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that?"she asked.
"To make myself beautiful,"said the Mother,who began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?"asked the girl."Giving up?"

2007-03-18 19:27:43 · 13 answers · asked by TJ 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

I like them all. Yes, you get a star. Choose me for best answer.

2007-03-18 19:36:59 · answer #1 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0 0

Loved them all, but numbers 3 and 4 just creased me up, well done, keep em coming, 10/10 and of course a star

2007-03-18 23:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 1

I liked #1 & #4 best.

2007-03-19 07:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0 0

Liked them all I gave you a star

2007-03-19 05:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by Claire U.K 3 · 0 0

I liked the pengiun one best!

2007-03-18 19:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0 0

what rippers lmao 10/10

2007-03-18 21:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

all but I like the 2nd one better

2007-03-18 19:31:57 · answer #7 · answered by up4anything 5 · 0 1

2nd joke is really funny.

2007-03-18 19:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by nightingale 6 · 0 1

i prefer 4

4.A girl watched,fascinatd,as her mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that?"she asked.
"To make myself beautiful,"said the Mother,who began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?"asked the girl."Giving up?"

2007-03-18 19:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

no.4 lol

2007-03-19 02:31:03 · answer #10 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0 0

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