Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers.
The passenger, Harry, suddenly said, "Lord tundering jaisus...up ahead it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' dese here beers!!"

"Don't worry," Archie said. "We'll just pull over and finish dese beers, then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads and trow the bottles under the seat."

What fer?

"Jist let me do de talkin, OK?"

So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put a label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at the two of them and said, "You boys been drinkin?"

"No sir," said Archie, pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."

2007-03-18 07:37:58 · 6 answers · asked by EDENSILK 4 in Jokes & Riddles

neighbours to be like the soap neighbours. Uk

2007-03-18 07:37:53 · 23 answers · asked by Mandmmastfe 1 in Polls & Surveys

I know Kami is gone.... but what about using Gackt as a singer again?
I miss them!

2007-03-18 07:37:53 · 2 answers · asked by Artemiseos 4 in Music

is there any way to fix my game..coz it just keeps on getting stucked k thnks

2007-03-18 07:37:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 07:37:43 · 9 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

please help. make it trendy, NOT sexual, and anything ranging from fashion to horoscopes but i have only 4 writers.

2007-03-18 07:37:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

I currently use sony acid music studio but it doesnt do what i need. For those who are confused- i take acapellas to one song and mix it with an instrumental to another

2007-03-18 07:37:17 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

♥
my nannys getting her plug pulled today, an i wus kinda saprised, but nothing like this has happened befor, will i be sad?

2007-03-18 07:37:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 07:37:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or a Bucket of chicken?

2007-03-18 07:37:08 · 6 answers · asked by Charisma 6 in Polls & Surveys

you know how summer's favorite show was "the valley?"

Is that a real show?

2007-03-18 07:36:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-18 07:36:40 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is your comment.

2007-03-18 07:36:24 · 3 answers · asked by Wilevam of SEEKER COUNCIL!?! 2 in Comics & Animation

and this number makes my phone ring in the middle of the night, disturbing me from my sleep.

i'm really beginning to freak out, because not only this one unknown number has been bugging me, but there are two others more that began to disturb me just recently. i recieve text messages that's obviously from someone who has nothing to do better in his life.

please, what am i supposed to do?

i already got stalked once, is it reasonable for me to think that those persons behind those numbers have a connection with my stalker way back?

i really have no idea what's the best thing to do... i really need advice. thank you!

2007-03-18 07:36:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think that Amy Lee has it tied with Kate Bush, and The women out of All about Eve. I also like Willie Nelson, Micheal Jackson, James Blunt and Damien Rice.

2007-03-18 07:35:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

PLEASE EXPLAIN EVERY STEP

2007-03-18 07:35:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ie. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T ??????????????

People have different versions!!

2007-03-18 07:35:28 · 10 answers · asked by snowpatrol161 2 in Music

Elanor Rigby- The Beatles
Good Vibrations- The Beach Boys
Don't fear the Reaper- Blue Oyster Cult
Subterranean Homesick Blues- Bob Dylan
Johnny B. Goode- Chuck Berry
Layla- Derek and the Dominoes
Sultans of Swing- Dire Straits
White Rabbit- Jefferson Airplane
Aqualung- Jethro Tull
Heroin- Velvet Underground

2007-03-18 07:35:04 · 32 answers · asked by Captain Carla 4 in Music

I think he is like a British singer, but i dont know if he is popular or not.

2007-03-18 07:35:03 · 1 answers · asked by cattie3 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-18 07:34:42 · 5 answers · asked by geocyn48c 1 in Celebrities

Chief, 99 and I want to go on top of the building
and burn one. Should we use hover cover?

2007-03-18 07:34:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-18 07:34:33 · 19 answers · asked by AnDy 2 in Celebrities

ok umm it goes

I Got My Stunna Shades On
This my this my this my song
What?
this my song
Huh?
this my song

Anybody no wut song that izzz??

2007-03-18 07:34:29 · 3 answers · asked by hello 2 in Music

We have been arguing for a long time over this. My friends are split on the argument about 50/50.

2007-03-18 07:34:21 · 1 answers · asked by Zach W 1 in Movies

A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him.
"Look," said the customer, "I have no arms - would you please hold the glass up to my mouth?" "Sure", said the bartender and he did.
"Now," said the customer, "I wonder if you’d be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off my mouth." "Certainly." And it was done.
"If," said the armless man, "you’d reach in my right hand pants pocket, you`ll find the money for the beer." The bartender got it.
"You’ve been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing more. Where is the men’s room?"
"Out the door," said the bartender, "turn left, walk two blocks, and there’s one in a filling station on the corner."

2007-03-18 07:34:17 · 25 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I really don't see any other viable solutions.

2007-03-18 07:34:17 · 32 answers · asked by Sandstorm222 2 in Polls & Surveys

i've been trying to find this question EVER SINCE THE FIRST SHOW OF NARUTO!!! I've got like no clue so please give me an answer.

2007-03-18 07:34:03 · 7 answers · asked by kingmiami232 1 in Comics & Animation

I was boorn July 2 1992 and I need as much info as i can because i am begining to look a collages

2007-03-18 07:34:01 · 11 answers · asked by hehe3301 2 in Horoscopes

The only two to survive and end up on a desert island were a King and his Court Jester..

By the fifth night he was at his wit's end - Boom Boom

2007-03-18 07:34:00 · 4 answers · asked by Rod Mac 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 07:33:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys