A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him.
"Look," said the customer, "I have no arms - would you please hold the glass up to my mouth?" "Sure", said the bartender and he did.
"Now," said the customer, "I wonder if you’d be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off my mouth." "Certainly." And it was done.
"If," said the armless man, "you’d reach in my right hand pants pocket, you`ll find the money for the beer." The bartender got it.
"You’ve been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing more. Where is the men’s room?"
"Out the door," said the bartender, "turn left, walk two blocks, and there’s one in a filling station on the corner."
2007-03-18 07:34:17 · 25 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
D@mn! That $hit is so fu(kin FUNNY!
A star for you!
2007-03-18 07:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...so funny...
To kayak...its not that he has no aim...its that the bartender kinda figured out that because he had no arms, he might ask the bartender to hold his little winkie for him...lol
2007-03-18 15:04:53 · answer #2 · answered by Kangri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a spoil sport that bar man was, in two shakes of a lambs tail the job would have been done. Unless you know different?????nudge-nudge.
2007-03-18 15:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew where that was going but I'm still grinning like a Cheshire cat
2007-03-18 14:38:15 · answer #4 · answered by oldmum 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That Dude has got Problems!! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-20 06:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats funny.well done.xx
2007-03-18 15:48:20 · answer #6 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such an (h)armless joke!
2007-03-19 11:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
An 'armless little joke.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-18 17:06:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great! How original!
2007-03-18 14:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by duesy44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh i was waiting for that question thanx for the laugh. lol
2007-03-18 16:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by nicole t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋