Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

2007-03-18 20:59:23 · 17 answers · asked by Danny Tanner Owns You 3 in Polls & Surveys

i want to download free music...uhm.could you please help me how by giving me websites.... because i'm looking for Acoustic Alchemy music.....

2007-03-18 20:59:14 · 4 answers · asked by Jeco B 1 in Music

to get the best of rhymes used,
try different tunes, read each line separately,
then tell me if you get confused,
or don't end up in captivity.


i always complained about no holidays,
till i got two months holidays recently,
but turned out hell for me that phase,
i'll never do that complaint again, you'll for yourselves see.

i am so much fed up of lying all day long,
i am gonna try my best
to warn you about the misery, through this song,
upto you is all the rest.

you really never know what,
can make you fed up of this world,
now i do know the meaning of what to me was taught,
this life is twisted and curled.

not so easy is being at home so long
its worse than getting an amputate
i make you aware through this song
go do some work, you can yourselves decide your fate.

i never believed in predestiny,
i never believe in god,
whatever you do, don't do it silly,
your life should be like a mighty battle fought.

2007-03-18 20:59:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 20:58:44 · 11 answers · asked by AkireSohma 1 in Comics & Animation

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, your call will be transferred to the Mother ship. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are Manic Depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway. If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line. If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

2007-03-18 20:58:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Fill in the blanks.

2007-03-18 20:57:52 · 5 answers · asked by Danny Tanner Owns You 3 in Polls & Surveys

Read between lines, discover the rhyme
it is worth all the dedicated time.

Whatever you are - friends or foes
forget everything and read the poem, here it goes :

Originality is the only thing to be boasted
after all, what do you give the world,
if you copy things which were already posted.
You ought to be a lil twisted and curled,
and originality, in your creations, needs to be unfurled.

I don't know how are my creations
But i do know, they are neither duplicate nor fake,
The only thing i feel good about in my dedications
is originality, my only piece of cake.

You don't need to be creative, see,
You don't need to be good
but the only need is that like me,
show your originality you should.

It doesn't matter you are weak,
or you are a bit of stout,
you needn't in your field be at the peak,
ORIGINALITY IS THE ONLY THING TO BOAST ABOUT.

2007-03-18 20:56:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A good dog.....?
Two men on an airplane headed to the UK, one of the men had a dog sitting next to him. The other man asked what was the dog for, and the Gentleman's reply was, "I'm an Air Marshall, and this is a loaner dog from the DEA....Watch this", where the Marshall commands the dog to "Go". With this, the dog sniffs around, returns to him and lifts one paw. "He's found some marijuana" "Outstanding!"....Upon another command, he sniffs around again, returns and lifts both front paws, sitting up. "He's found Heroin as well..." "Fantastic!!!"

Upon the third command, he sniffs, returns to the seat next to the Marshall, and S**ts everywhere, . "Why did he do that?" the man asked. "Looks like he found a bomb..."

2007-03-18 20:56:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 20:55:56 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For something to arrive?...... or
For something to leave?.......

2007-03-18 20:55:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What will we do with all the extra Tyres??

No more burnouts.... the greenies will be happy

2007-03-18 20:54:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 20:53:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 20:52:46 · 2 answers · asked by george 1 in Music

just curious if anyone from the glbt category ever pops in over here too. Me..I'm a queer identified female to male transsexual, but that's a mouthful, so I just go with "hey you". :)

2007-03-18 20:52:44 · 32 answers · asked by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 20:52:36 · 4 answers · asked by The Glove 4 in Music

i know its a really old show but my friend loved the ashlee simpson show (i have no idea why but......) is there any place where i can watch the episodes plz help if you can
THANKS

2007-03-18 20:51:36 · 2 answers · asked by ♫♪GreenEyedGirl♫♪♫ 2 in Television

How do I celebrate and how do I handle the power of unlimited question answering? I'M scared will you hold my hand?

2007-03-18 20:51:35 · 32 answers · asked by Jayson Kane 7 in Polls & Surveys

There, that is the form of a question.

Someone sent me some mail saying that I should not be so upset about a certain avatar "because kids should not be in this section anyway, if they are old enough to be here, they already know about biology."

Well, once again, people do not think thing all the way through.

When you ask a question, it, and your avatar, does not only appear here, it also appears on "Entertainment and Music" and on the main page.

Kids, some quite young, come here for homework help and other things, and while they may not come to Polls and Surveys, they can still be assulted by an obscene avatar.

I know I should ignore this, but I thought I would remind everyone that what goes on here, can be seen elsewhere.

2007-03-18 20:51:11 · 14 answers · asked by Walking Man 6 in Polls & Surveys

my tummy is hurting...who wants to take care of me?

2007-03-18 20:50:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And just go from there.

2007-03-18 20:49:07 · 12 answers · asked by The Druidess 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have a friend doing a long stretch of time in prison. He really wants some catalogs sent to him and they have to be sent directly. Where can I find a listing of free catalogs that I can order and have sent to him?

2007-03-18 20:47:00 · 3 answers · asked by KittyKatt 1969 1 in Magazines

Momma's in the graveyard,Poppa's in the Pen!!

2007-03-18 20:46:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anybody in the Ark-La-Tex that sings/plays anything other than country?

2007-03-18 20:46:26 · 2 answers · asked by Miranda 3 in Music

for me....it's night ; )

2007-03-18 20:46:23 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And what about pants? Are they just optional?

2007-03-18 20:46:17 · 16 answers · asked by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 in Polls & Surveys

that holds up the line at the grocery store with all those coupons

2007-03-18 20:45:25 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can ride a horse pretty fast maybe even over take some cars... I dont think a cat could catch me...

2007-03-18 20:45:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 20:44:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hilary duff is in movie:a cindrella's story

2007-03-18 20:44:30 · 17 answers · asked by priyanka_sahu2007 1 in Movies

Tiger woods in Ireland driving a BMW 5 series, he needs petrol. The attendant doesnt know who Tiger is. Tiger goes or his wallet from glove compartment and 2 tees drop out. Attendant asks ' What are they?' . Tiger replies 'To rest your balls on.' Attendant says 'Blimey, BMW, they think of it all!'

Taxi driver picks up a nun, he keeps looking at her through the rear view mirror, nun asks 'Is there a problem?' Driver says ' I've always fantasised about snoggin a nun' Nun says well if you are catholic and single I have no objection. Driver says 'I'm both' He then passionately snogs the nun. He then says 'I have a confession to make, I'm married and i aint catholic'. It's ok says the nun. I'm just on my way to a drag party.'

2007-03-18 20:43:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles