Mental Health Hotline...?

Question

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, your call will be transferred to the Mother ship. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are Manic Depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway. If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line. If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911. If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try you call again later. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

Answer 1

that was pretty cool!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Silly joke. But kinda funny.

Answer 4

This one is gr8. I think i should be pressing 1 str8 thru to 911!!!! Ha Ha Ha. Thanks

Answer 5

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Answer 6

i got 1

suicide hotline, please hold

Answer 7

^_~

Answer 8

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