Tiger woods in Ireland driving a BMW 5 series, he needs petrol. The attendant doesnt know who Tiger is. Tiger goes or his wallet from glove compartment and 2 tees drop out. Attendant asks ' What are they?' . Tiger replies 'To rest your balls on.' Attendant says 'Blimey, BMW, they think of it all!'
Taxi driver picks up a nun, he keeps looking at her through the rear view mirror, nun asks 'Is there a problem?' Driver says ' I've always fantasised about snoggin a nun' Nun says well if you are catholic and single I have no objection. Driver says 'I'm both' He then passionately snogs the nun. He then says 'I have a confession to make, I'm married and i aint catholic'. It's ok says the nun. I'm just on my way to a drag party.'
2007-03-18 20:43:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY!!!!!!!LOL
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
2007-03-18 20:49:39 · answer #1 · answered by ****BUTTERFLYQWEEN***** 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved em both, a good start to my day, keep em coming 10/10 and a star
2007-03-19 05:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-19 03:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. Brought a smile to my face
2007-03-19 03:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are back to your usual high standard 10/10
2007-03-19 18:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haa haaa 10/10
2007-03-19 04:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two of the most excellant jokes that i have heard today i certainly will be repeating them heehee
2007-03-19 03:49:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first laugh of the day! thank you!
2007-03-19 03:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA. This is a good one. Thanks for me me laugh. Instead you take the 10 points.
2007-03-19 05:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are ok! Didnt really make me laugh tho!!
2007-03-19 03:47:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah that's pretty good. I like it . Nice work!
2007-03-19 03:51:08 · answer #11 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋