Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy lookin' like he's just been run over by a bus. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walkin' with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Connor and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little sh#\e, O'Connor," says Sean..."He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yoursel; didn't you have somethin in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy...."Mrs O'Connor's breast - a thing of beauty it was, but freekin useless in a fight."
2007-03-17
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