Entertainment & Music - 17 March 2007

I'm curious to know what everyone out the thinks is either funny or inspiring or whatever. I would love to here what you think is the greatest quote of all time. whether it came from a movie, book, comedian or freind, it just has to be your favorite.

2007-03-17 14:02:39 · 25 answers · asked by indie124 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-17 14:02:25 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 14:02:16 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

man goes in a bar and drinks one shot after another. the bartender asked " what's with all the shots?" the man answered " i got so drunk last night i went home and blew chunks all night long. the bartender, confused said " yeah but still what's with all the shots?" the man sadly replies " you don't understand, chunks is my dog and i need to get the taste out of my mouth......i warned you...lol.

2007-03-17 14:02:07 · 18 answers · asked by cookie 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 14:02:07 · 19 answers · asked by Sandstorm222 2 in Polls & Surveys

I SAY KATHARINE MCPHEE! (AND I'M A GIRL.) :D

2007-03-17 14:02:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-17 14:02:02 · 48 answers · asked by daisy 1 in Polls & Surveys

i don't know what to think. how about you? i mean hey if people want to worship a flag that stood for oppression and tyranny then that is their right. but why can't they just admit that it stands for values they still admire?

ya know

slavery
hate
murder
racism.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070317/ap_on_re_us/confederate_flag

2007-03-17 14:02:01 · 9 answers · asked by LS 5 in Polls & Surveys

Have you given up already?! Have you succeded?! Are you still working on it?! I am! =]

2007-03-17 14:01:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I reckon you will like it!

Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day, "you know I
know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about
Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So
Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door,and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you!You and
your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was
just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else,"

Bubba says. "President Bush", his boss quickly retorts. "Yep," Bubba
says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington" and off they go. At the
White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his
boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a
meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee
first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After
they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who
again implores him to name anyone else.

"The new Pope", his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the
Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome.

Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square
when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye
among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let
me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope," and
he disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's.

Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had
a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss's side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked,
"Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

2007-03-17 14:01:49 · 18 answers · asked by dteacher1uk 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 14:01:48 · 7 answers · asked by Hot Sexy BItch! 1 in Music

it goes like swing batta batta swing batta batta swing

2007-03-17 14:01:42 · 6 answers · asked by Maddy Dear. [A7X] 2 in Music

My friend refuses to listen to songs unless she knows the meaning of the words.

2007-03-17 14:01:39 · 2 answers · asked by smoltzfan29 2 in Music

...your spouse calls you on your cell phone just to start an argument?

(Not once, but twice within half an hour.)

Really brings you down, right?

2007-03-17 14:01:34 · 19 answers · asked by Lori 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 14:01:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Tricky is in the queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from. So he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I though you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind races back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Jeez" he says, "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I sh#gged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar#e???
"NO" she replies - "I'm your son's English teacher!!"

2007-03-17 14:00:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

did you lick all the whip cream off first?

2007-03-17 14:00:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What did you have or what are you having?????

2007-03-17 14:00:44 · 16 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

wich is better? Cheetos or Doritos !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-17 14:00:28 · 41 answers · asked by Brian ^~^! 1 in Polls & Surveys

1. world peace
2. to make eveyone in world so happy
3. to meet robbie williams hehe

2007-03-17 14:00:01 · 24 answers · asked by kel 2 in Comics & Animation

Listen, I can't make, make a sound or feel
Feel fine, I kiss the lies, why must they be so kissable?

2007-03-17 13:59:25 · 7 answers · asked by ♫poison ♥s will never change♫ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 13:59:22 · 17 answers · asked by spider boy 1 in Music

I have a black katana.

2007-03-17 13:59:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Especially since he is dead, how did he write that stuff with the drums and stuff, LOL!

2007-03-17 13:59:13 · 5 answers · asked by Jacques 4 in Television

I say we stand as one great nation, nobody can touch us! What say you, my Polls and Survey comrades, are we the best?

2007-03-17 13:59:10 · 17 answers · asked by T-Vol 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 13:59:05 · 3 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Movies

2007-03-17 13:59:00 · 10 answers · asked by brazilian angel 2 in Celebrities

to shake it like nobodies business?????

2007-03-17 13:58:53 · 8 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 13:58:49 · 7 answers · asked by spider boy 1 in Music

Oh Oh ....!

2007-03-17 13:58:27 · 46 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Polls & Surveys