The newlyweds are in the honeymoon hotel room and the groom decides to let the bride know where he stands right from the start of their marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put these on!"
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that!! I will always wear the trousers in this family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try these on!"
He replies, "I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never blo#dy will if you don't change your attitude. :)
2007-03-17
14:08:18
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