I read a [true] story once about a group of Disney World character people [Chip, Dale, Minnie, Goofy, & a random snowman] being fired after having a group orgy in costume. Lmao. I almost died laughing.
What's the funniest/weirdest thing you've ever heard in the news?
2007-03-17 14:06:15 · 6 answers · asked by Couture Clare 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
On the Australian Broadcasting Commission news years ago. The male news reader announced that a woman had been bitten on the funnel by a finger web spider.
Rose P.
2007-03-17 14:44:05 · answer #1 · answered by rose p 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one looked in my community rag in Scotland some years back. An 18 3 hundred and sixty 5 days old guy grow to be arrested after stealing a tractor from a farm and premier police on a chase alongside single song laneways at speeds of as much as fifteen miles according to hour! never the funniest, whether it caught in my head. The fool grow to be a mate of mine. inner maximum Eye magazine used to have an hilarious column referred to as "humorous old international" which had various fully extraordinary information clippings despatched in from readers everywhere in the globe, working example one the place a drunken Siberian lumberjack decrease off his own head whilst competing in a collection observed juggling contest with friends!
2016-10-01 02:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Several years ago someone stole a frog statue off a lawn. Over the next year photos of the frog (all over the world) were sent to the owners telling them what a great time he was having. One day a limo pulled up to their house and the limo driver escorted the frog to the door. I laughed over this one for months. As a side story, the husband was undergoing cancer treatment at the time and the photos were a welcome distraction.
2007-03-17 14:12:11 · answer #3 · answered by uhohwhoopsbroken63 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A kid swallowed his pencil and told his teacher but the teacher didn't believe him. So he went home and told his mom and she took him to the emergency room and they took x-rays and sure enough, there was a pencil in his tummy.
2007-03-17 14:12:12 · answer #4 · answered by xoerika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Emu murders clown with a frozen ham.
2007-03-17 14:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
two clowns got shot at Curc de sol le` (or how ever u spell it) in columbia
2007-03-17 14:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋