Entertainment & Music - 17 March 2007

i have been hearing that it was a bad movie and i have been hearing its a good movie. is it a good movie?is it scary?what would u rate it 1-10 10 being the best

2007-03-17 14:24:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

George Bush of USA: We will be exploring Mars next year to see if we can build human colonies there.

Vladimir Putin of Russsia: That's nothing! We will be exploring Mercury next month so see if we can find oil there!

Jiang Zemin of China: That's still nothing! We will be exploring Mercury next week to see if we can use its natural resources for human use!

Ernie see that this is his chance too speak....

Ernie Baron: Excuse me, gentlemen, but the Philippines will be exploring the sun today.

The world leaders are speechless....but the another participant speak.....

John Major of Britain: But sir, that's impossible! The sun is too hot to be explored!

Ernie Baron: Yes sir, but we are going to do it in the evening.....

2007-03-17 14:24:00 · 13 answers · asked by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 14:23:53 · 5 answers · asked by charlotte q 2 in Movies

2007-03-17 14:23:19 · 3 answers · asked by true rey fan Baby 619 1 in Music

theres this fairly new song im tryna buy or download legally that i dont no if it has any vocals but the main part goes "whooo ew...wheee ew"
kind of a party song i guess any help?

2007-03-17 14:23:17 · 5 answers · asked by stevenrox1 2 in Music

I love that song. But now I heard a country version of it! Not sung by Hinder. Why would they ruin that song by making it country?

2007-03-17 14:23:11 · 14 answers · asked by Teslajuliet 4 in Music

A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's surgery and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window. He tells her to take off her skirt...she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I'm doing?" asks the doc.
"Yes, checking for abnormalities," she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra..she takes them off. The doc begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes, checking for abnormalities."
Finally he tells her to take off her pants, lays her on the table, gets on top and then says to her.. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I'm here. :(

2007-03-17 14:23:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I turn polar bears whiteand I will make you cry.I make guys have to peeand girls comb their hair.I make celebrities look stupidand normal people look like celebrities.I turn pancakes brownand make your champane bubble.If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.If you look at me, you'll pop.Can you guess the riddle?

2007-03-17 14:22:59 · 12 answers · asked by bm_stout 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it a punishable offense?

2007-03-17 14:22:43 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

none come to mind.
any genre is fine :)
thanks.

2007-03-17 14:22:42 · 7 answers · asked by deegreat:) 2 in Music

2007-03-17 14:22:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Read jokes!
Yo momma jokes.

Yo momma so fat that she just jumped on the titanic and all of them died!

Yo momma so fat that people thought she was a ballon!
Yo momma so fat that the world said, "We are a family, even though you are fatter than me! Rofl.
Yo momma so tiny, that a ant thought she was a meal for them and ate her!
Yo momma so crazy, that when the lights turned off, she said to her husband, "HELP! There's a ghost! sombody call the ghostbusters. and the ghostbusters came and then they said, "What the heck? There is no such thing as ghosts. And she replied, "Don't be so ghosty yourself!

Funny Jokes. (Yo momma too)
(presses on the pulse.) Yay! You saved him! You did CPR! Yay! me:What the heck is CPR? What kind of CPR is that?! That's killing! You just friggin killed him stupid!
A noob said, i own at games. and one day somebody against him lost and said, well, losing is sucking at cpu which is good for you!

2007-03-17 14:22:39 · 7 answers · asked by Matthew Wong 1 in Jokes & Riddles

1) As I Lay Dying
2) Killswitch Engage
3) Mudvayne
4) Dead To Fall
5) I killed the prom queen.

2007-03-17 14:22:26 · 2 answers · asked by .......... 4 in Music

I have been playing guitar since I was 8, I am now 26. I play pretty well but have always had trouble playing really good lead guitar. How can I improve, any method suggestions or tips. I want to be able to play cliffs of dover, that is my goal.

2007-03-17 14:22:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-17 14:22:08 · 63 answers · asked by Joho 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 14:22:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 14:21:52 · 43 answers · asked by Mz. Massachusetts 5 in Polls & Surveys

or have there been alot of questions bout the Brady Bunch on here today?

Is it like the KFC Bowl Day & Onion Day except the theme is Brady Bunch?

♥ Clare.

2007-03-17 14:21:42 · 3 answers · asked by Couture Clare 2 in Polls & Surveys

I know that the Fall Out Boys sing the song. What is the name of the other guy? Does he belong to band too? If so, which one? Thanks.

2007-03-17 14:21:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

T or A.

2007-03-17 14:21:06 · 25 answers · asked by exe 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 14:21:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you add up all of the money you spent on everything you have on right now--clothes, jewelry, glasses, make-up, cologne, lotion, hair stuff, nail polish, tattoos, etc--how much are you "worth" ?

2007-03-17 14:20:57 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a) run around screaming hoping to distract the criminal
b) be the hero of the day
c) laugh hysterically
d) go get a policeman

2007-03-17 14:20:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 14:20:45 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2 guys walk into a bar ----the third guy ducked :P LOL

2007-03-17 14:20:23 · 6 answers · asked by roachetter2006 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok...i'm havin like a "Sweet 13" bday party and I want soulja boy..i know the prices and everything...but I can't reach his manager!! Help please my bday's next month!!

2007-03-17 14:20:23 · 4 answers · asked by [d]aisha. like, duh. 2 in Other - Entertainment

in little rock arkansas

2007-03-17 14:20:11 · 4 answers · asked by crazi8red 6 in Polls & Surveys

me neither - giggle

2007-03-17 14:20:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My father died in a plane crash and the reader told me my father was a pilot. I only had the reading for fun but do not know how she could have guessed this. Some of what she said was not true though.

2007-03-17 14:19:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

*INTERESTING YEAR 1981

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died

*INTERESTING YEAR 2005

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died

Lesson Learned?
The next time Charles gets married, warn the Pope!

2007-03-17 14:19:36 · 15 answers · asked by *Claire* 2 in Jokes & Riddles