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Yo momma jokes.
Yo momma so fat that she just jumped on the titanic and all of them died!
Yo momma so fat that people thought she was a ballon!
Yo momma so fat that the world said, "We are a family, even though you are fatter than me! Rofl.
Yo momma so tiny, that a ant thought she was a meal for them and ate her!
Yo momma so crazy, that when the lights turned off, she said to her husband, "HELP! There's a ghost! sombody call the ghostbusters. and the ghostbusters came and then they said, "What the heck? There is no such thing as ghosts. And she replied, "Don't be so ghosty yourself!
Funny Jokes. (Yo momma too)
(presses on the pulse.) Yay! You saved him! You did CPR! Yay! me:What the heck is CPR? What kind of CPR is that?! That's killing! You just friggin killed him stupid!
A noob said, i own at games. and one day somebody against him lost and said, well, losing is sucking at cpu which is good for you!
2007-03-17 14:22:39 · 7 answers · asked by Matthew Wong 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Delete the friggin noob part. Here's another one.
A murder came with a gun in his arm. he told him to face down on the wall or you die. Well, One woman said, "How do you die if you don't face down on the wall? a gun explosion? why?" Rofl.
2007-03-17 14:41:03 · update #1
ok i made crap i am sorry
2007-03-17 15:09:16 · update #2
AHAAHAH!! RETURN OF THE JOKES! BETTER JOKES NOW! Dunh Dunh. Prolouge:
During March 17th, 2007, A bag of jokes came into matthew's mind.. He decided to make a joke on Yahoo! so he did. Jokes are here owning from straight from a web. Jokes are here for everywhere, to there. Soon, Matthew made books about the stories that are fake and purely way beyond imaginations. Matthew is still pretty much alive, You can still see me here! matthewwonga@yahoo.com is the e-mail. Chicken invaders cool game! 3 stars. www.interactionstudios.com for the game!
2007-03-17 15:14:46 · update #3
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-17 15:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
2007-03-17 15:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didnt really get it
2007-03-17 14:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
your jokes really suck, dude. never be a comedian .
2007-03-17 14:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by youarestupid(; 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
o-my-gosh- i've heard sooooooo much better.
2007-03-17 14:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by *~<3~* Дпﺃмдℓ ℓo٧ε٢ *~<3~ 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
i didnt get it...
2007-03-17 14:30:46 · answer #6 · answered by punjabi4life 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
ummmm....................
2007-03-17 15:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by Loveeee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋