A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's surgery and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window. He tells her to take off her skirt...she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I'm doing?" asks the doc.
"Yes, checking for abnormalities," she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra..she takes them off. The doc begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes, checking for abnormalities."
Finally he tells her to take off her pants, lays her on the table, gets on top and then says to her.. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I'm here. :(
2007-03-17 14:23:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha !!! :)
Best one yet Fidgy :)
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2 to 1 it's a violation though.
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2007-03-18 09:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 l like that one !
2007-03-18 14:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The doc then says, "No, I am just checking for abnormalities."
2007-03-17 21:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! 10/10!
2007-03-17 21:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH, ouch, and ouch again, loved that one, what a punch line. 10/10
2007-03-18 04:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! ROFLOL, that was so fecking funny!
Read it out loud to my 18yr old, he nearly spat his guiness all over me:))
2007-03-17 21:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-17 22:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG,, thats funny
2007-03-17 21:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by Shelby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-18 17:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny one. that deserves a star =)
2007-03-17 21:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋