Tricky is in the queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from. So he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I though you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind races back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Jeez" he says, "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I sh#gged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar#e???
"NO" she replies - "I'm your son's English teacher!!"
2007-03-17 14:00:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA !!!
I'm never showing my face at parents evening again :)
lol.
You've got some good one's tonight Fidgy.
x
2007-03-18 09:53:54 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this the same bloke who liked the sound of the cucumber until they got home and his mate started to slice it, he said Ooo no you don`t it`s a deposit box not a slot machine?
2007-03-17 21:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one
2007-03-18 14:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha nice one. English lessons will never be the same again for his son!!
:-)))
2007-03-17 21:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor old tricky, sounds like he had a good time though.
Bet he gets his own back--------Yippeeee
2007-03-18 04:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooops!
2007-03-17 21:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good still chuckling after 10 minutes great!!!!!!!!
2007-03-17 21:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by norfolk'n good 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-18 17:18:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that should be on that commercial, "want to get away" very funny. this one i'll pass on...star
2007-03-17 21:08:58 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!!!
2007-03-17 22:08:17 · answer #10 · answered by Meiko420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋