tell me wuh u got b honest ppl?

Question

Body: pick the (month) you were born on


1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I killed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I kiilled
11 - I slept with
12-I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - a stripper
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - my lover
14 - a drink
15 - an orange
16 - Paris Hilton
17 - a horse
18 - a bisexual
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - yor dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because i shagged your dad
Black - Because thats how i roll
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Answer 1

I came up with:
I killed my crush because I have AMAZING boobs.

Answer 2

Mine is worser!!!!!!---- I killed Ur grandma because I smoke crack------- Mine is a bad thing, but, at least it make sence! I killed Paris Hilton because I got double d's, is ma sis. MY MOM IS, I need a toothbrush because I had to. My aunty is, I ran naked with yor dealer because thats how I roll! My cuzins was I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because a I shagged your dad!!!

Answer 3

I got I ran naked with Paris Hilton because I've got abs
Geez..I havent even met a star before

Answer 4

Mine was : I ran shirtless with a drink because thats how i roll.

My boyfriends was: I killed the trojan man because i shagged your dad! LOL

My cousins was: I ran naked with a drink cause i'm a pimp.

Answer 5

I smoked Barney the Dinosaur Because thats How I roll.
It was I smoked WITH Barney the dinosaur because thats how i roll but i like mine better

Answer 6

I killed Barney the dinosaur because I'm a pimp.

(I think the last list needs work, most don't make any sense with the rest of the sentence pieces.)

Answer 7

I ate the kool-aid man because Ive got abs.

Answer 8

I shot Santa Claus because i have a noodle in my nose...

looks like i won't be on the nice list this year!

Answer 9

I shot a easter egg because thats how i roll, baby. I must not have like the color of the easter egg. lol

Answer 10

I stabbed the Trojan man because I have a noodle in my nose.

Answer 11

I stabbed Barney the dinosaur because the lil people told me to.