Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy lookin' like he's just been run over by a bus. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walkin' with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Connor and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little sh#\e, O'Connor," says Sean..."He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yoursel; didn't you have somethin in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy...."Mrs O'Connor's breast - a thing of beauty it was, but freekin useless in a fight."
2007-03-17 13:52:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'Ya-sai' - didn't see this joke yesterday! I'm not on yahoo 24/7.
2007-03-17 14:02:49 · update #1
I'm gonna wet myself soon! Your certainly on a roll ! :)
(You must have found a really good web site :) )
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2007-03-18 09:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao Send that to maxim get the 200 dollar prize for best joke
2007-03-17 20:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by Cman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Life babe, thats life, some things are worth taking a beating for. I come out of hospital next week. ( only joking )
2007-03-18 04:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even better read with an Irish accent...very good lmao!
2007-03-17 20:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the BrEaST joke I have seen all night!
2007-03-17 21:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by Slug 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent made me titter!! 10 out of 10
:-)))
2007-03-17 20:56:20 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one well don't know if it was a nice one but Hope so for all the trouble
2007-03-17 20:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by sassy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
I'd still laugh even if I'd seen it before.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-18 17:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-17 20:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke for St.Patrick's Day / LOL
2007-03-17 20:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋