Entertainment & Music - 17 March 2007

Ihad the lyrics,but i'm not borned yet when zeo's on air.Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-17 20:20:01 · 1 answers · asked by Joe 1 in Movies

The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"

So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!

The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"

"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"

2007-03-17 20:19:58 · 7 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

last time i wanted to know who someone was someone gave me an answer so i'm hoping someone on here knows who this is/

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2007-03-17 20:19:28 · 2 answers · asked by starlightloveaffair 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-17 20:19:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Remember that collect call commercial from a few years ago about the guy calling home to his parents and to save money he just says his name is Bob Wehadababyitsaboy and hung up? I was talking about it with a friend and I was hoping it was online somewhere but I can't find it. Anyone know if its online at all?

2007-03-17 20:19:11 · 3 answers · asked by balony5 2 in Television

2007-03-17 20:19:01 · 3 answers · asked by Aristotle W 1 in Polls & Surveys

I need this for school so please put your name and you answer (I really need name! you can put a fake one if you want to)

2007-03-17 20:18:28 · 7 answers · asked by 13en 3 in Polls & Surveys

You know, the one who can't keep it in his pants?

2007-03-17 20:18:02 · 21 answers · asked by Klum 3 in Polls & Surveys

that i bought from hollister..has a hole in it from where they toke the inktag off. and i live a long way away from the store. so like how can i get a new one. ive already contacted them but they never got back to me. thanks everyone!

2007-03-17 20:17:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 20:17:02 · 8 answers · asked by Lisa 2 in Movies

2007-03-17 20:16:42 · 16 answers · asked by cacrv6 c 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 20:16:25 · 33 answers · asked by Stan the man 7 in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny walked in on his mommy and daddy having sex. Little Johnny thought that they were playing horsey. So he climbed up on his daddy’s back and her parents decided since he thought it was a game to continue.

After awhile johnny's mom starts screaming Oh God Oh God and Little Johnny says to his dad "hold on daddy, this is where the mail man always falls off".

2007-03-17 20:14:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is the ONE thing you would bring?

2007-03-17 20:14:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 20:14:33 · 3 answers · asked by KJ480 3 in Jokes & Riddles

and Hilary Duff??? Rumors or truth??? ANyone know. Im curious.

2007-03-17 20:14:08 · 4 answers · asked by liarliar_91 1 in Celebrities

girl next door
cupids chokehold
no I do not have limewire

2007-03-17 20:13:39 · 3 answers · asked by iris 2 in Music

Just curious, if i have a nylon string acoustic guitar can i still play rock music on it? Would it really make a big difference if i used steel string instead?

2007-03-17 20:13:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

my parents and grandparents thinks i wear too much eyeliner, do you think I do?
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I dont think I wear too much at all! I do go through eyeliner's pretty fast though..

2007-03-17 20:13:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 20:13:02 · 13 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

a lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"my client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and i fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense commited by his limb."

"well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, i sentence this defendants arm to one years imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." the defendant smiled.

With his lawyers assistance he detached his artificail limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

2007-03-17 20:12:45 · 11 answers · asked by rickabamboo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

stuipid cops busted people taws fuinny i asked them waht was going on and threw anal beads lol!

2007-03-17 20:12:37 · 2 answers · asked by kymee1112 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 20:11:25 · 5 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

Where are all the goofy people? Did they all get reported and deleted, or do they have lives instead of hanging around YA?

2007-03-17 20:11:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

with no arms and no legs crying. He asked, "Whats wrong?"
The lady says, "I have no arms, I have no legs, and I've never been f***ed!"
So the man picks up the woman, gets in a boat with her, takes it out to the middle of the ocean and throws her overboard.
"There," he says, "Now you're well f***ed!"

2007-03-17 20:10:13 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 20:09:46 · 15 answers · asked by cacrv6 c 1 in Polls & Surveys

When they are eating ice cream?

2007-03-17 20:08:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 20:08:12 · 4 answers · asked by steven 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I will be 48.

I assume most of you will be dead, or probably in your late 80's?

2007-03-17 20:08:04 · 47 answers · asked by Joseph 2 in Polls & Surveys

Was wondering how Han Solo felt when Luke turned to the dark side. I know Han said that he disowned Jason after he turned to the dark side (or was it when he found out that his son had killed Boba Fett's daughter?), but what about Luke? Surely he had feelings for Luke when he turned to the dark side, right? I mean, after saving the princess, destroying the Death Star together, Han surely mentioned some stuff about Luke turning to the Dark side, right? And why didn't he "disown" Luke for that?

2007-03-17 20:08:02 · 1 answers · asked by Iceman҂ 5 in Movies