2007-03-17 20:08:12 · 4 answers · asked by steven 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here is a link to some good jokes http://www.funnyhub.com/jokes enjoy
2007-03-17 20:15:30 · answer #1 · answered by sonia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An engineer, of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates
St. Peter told him, "Since you ' ve been such a good man and your vehicles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you
want in Heaven".
The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to
God.
He then asked God, "Hey, aren 't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention.
(1) There' s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
(2) It chatters constantly at high speeds.
(3) Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
(4) The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally,
(5) The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the
engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours."
2007-03-19 08:10:24 · answer #2 · answered by Stargate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the woman say to Mr. Jackson on the beach?
"Sir, will you get out of my sun?!!!"
2007-03-18 03:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what did the alien say to the puzzle?
"i come in peace you come in pieces"
so my aunt married a guy. she s Catholic and he is Jewish. so im like, so is your baby gonna be a cashew?
all i got
2007-03-18 03:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by pancake2341 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋