a lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"my client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and i fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense commited by his limb."
"well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, i sentence this defendants arm to one years imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." the defendant smiled.
With his lawyers assistance he detached his artificail limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
2007-03-17 20:12:45 · 11 answers · asked by rickabamboo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats so funny lolz, will have to tell evryone, by far the best joke i have heard today and i work with a guy who writes joke books
2007-03-17 20:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Is Funny That Judge Must Feel Real Stupid Now
2007-03-18 03:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, thats cheating, but it is just a stupid judge to play into the lawyer's trick....and this didn't really happen did it??
2007-03-18 03:41:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this proves that many stupid things happen in the courts especially in America
2007-03-18 05:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by travis p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outrageous! LOL.
2007-03-18 06:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
creative
2007-03-18 03:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by pH neutralizer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever but not haha funny
2007-03-18 03:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-18 03:16:47 · answer #8 · answered by psycho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's a good one! It's not true is it?
2007-03-18 03:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
2007-03-18 03:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋