with no arms and no legs crying. He asked, "Whats wrong?"
The lady says, "I have no arms, I have no legs, and I've never been f***ed!"
So the man picks up the woman, gets in a boat with her, takes it out to the middle of the ocean and throws her overboard.
"There," he says, "Now you're well f***ed!"
2007-03-17 20:10:13 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! he is a good man
2007-03-17 20:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by up4anything 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Is F***ed What If Shes Dies He Will Have To Live With That For The Rest Of her Life OMG Thats SOOOO MEAN N Yet Funny At The Same Time
2007-03-18 03:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to read your joke like 3 time to kinda understand it but i think i get it , it's saying that basically she's f@ked because she's drowning right
2007-03-18 03:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by Asha J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have been more fun fuckin her and not being scratched plus knowing she wantted it would have made it even more ready for the next stage. (2 entry)
2007-03-18 03:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by David C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gets a polite snicker.
2007-03-18 03:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's as sick as all the Bob jokes, you know the ones!!
2007-03-18 03:25:53 · answer #6 · answered by Cindy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn I heard that one a looooong time ago
2007-03-18 03:26:04 · answer #7 · answered by hlfkyhamc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just wrong.
2007-03-18 03:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know im laughing!
2007-03-18 03:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋