Entertainment & Music - 17 March 2007

when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

2007-03-17 19:46:08 · 2 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Anykind.. except any kind that a 14 yr odl would nto kno!!!!!!!!

2007-03-17 19:45:50 · 7 answers · asked by jenny 5 in Movies

the song's by Matt Hales (aka Aqualung). it hasn't been released on an album yet, it's just a single... so... any ideas, other than limewire or filesharing crap?

2007-03-17 19:45:31 · 1 answers · asked by luke 2 in Music

2007-03-17 19:45:29 · 9 answers · asked by I waltz in coke 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-17 19:44:38 · 1 answers · asked by Aida 1 in Celebrities

My mother in law is a horrible person. My boyfriend of 14 years and I broke up recently. We have two children. He is 41 and moved in with her. We were trying to work it out. When the kids would be over at their house, she would tell my boyfriend go out and have a drink, go have fun, go dancing. My son would hear her and say dad should go out with mom. She would say no he should go out. She gets involved in our lives, he let's her. If our kids want to do something and I say no. She yells at him saying " what are you going to do about her, she's crazy" in front of the kids. She even tells the kids their dad has no backbone. She even said to me, " How can you love more than one child".She does not encourage him to go back to his family. She has lied alot in the past. When I would finally say something to her she said," your not married or his wife but I am his mother and he will believe anything I say." Recently my ex and I went somewhere with the kids and he said don't tell my mom weird?

2007-03-17 19:43:57 · 14 answers · asked by Teslajuliet 4 in Polls & Surveys

So you know they were all females with white dove like wings, puffy eyes, full breasts and they only kissed me. Yes, they gave me heavy medication. They were so beautiful and then they made me weep and smile.

2007-03-17 19:41:47 · 8 answers · asked by Amole Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 19:41:41 · 1 answers · asked by sweetjam 1 in Music

2007-03-17 19:38:18 · 12 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6 in Jokes & Riddles

anyone still using pie hole or cake hole out there

2007-03-17 19:38:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

FOR GIRLS ONLY!!! i am kinda depressed right now cuz my bf aint really talkn to me, and alot of my guy friends are bein jerks, i need a good joke on how guys are so damn stupid, or why they are, or even why do we need them!!?? Just plz someting to help me cheer up girls, thanx

2007-03-17 19:37:22 · 4 answers · asked by Nichole 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm up on limewire all night,so dedicate something youd like for me to hear from your heart to mine!!*hugging friends*Been missin' y'all!!

2007-03-17 19:36:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would love to have it. But I'm scared I may freak when they get that close to my eye. You can still everything going on right?

2007-03-17 19:36:09 · 6 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6 in Polls & Surveys

average joes and the purple cobras are walking out and theres a really good guitar riff in it, does anyone know what song thats from?

2007-03-17 19:35:33 · 1 answers · asked by Brendan 4 in Movies

I knew that you felt it too...I could see it by the look in your eyes!

2007-03-17 19:35:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know its a yellowcard song but its not on their ocean avenue cd or their lights and sounds cd. it starts out "mary belongs to the words of a song i try to be strong for her try not to be wrong to her she will not wait for me any more why did i say all those things before i was sure" whats its name and what cd is it on?

2007-03-17 19:35:15 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ashley♥ 2 in Music

William Hung (American Idol fame) or Flavor Flav. Explain yourself

2007-03-17 19:35:15 · 27 answers · asked by Zhughu 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who should be hurt? Who should be blamed?

2007-03-17 19:35:01 · 4 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two men on an airplane headed to the UK, one of the men had a dog sitting next to him. The other man asked what was the dog for, and the Gentleman's reply was, "I'm an Air Marshall, and this is a loaner dog from the DEA....Watch this", where the Marshall commands the dog to "Go". With this, the dog sniffs around, returns to him and lifts one paw. "He's found some marijuana" "Outstanding!"....Upon another command, he sniffs around again, returns and lifts both front paws, sitting up. "He's found Heroin as well..." "Fantastic!!!"

Upon the third command, he sniffs, returns to the seat next to the marshall, and S**ts everywhere, covering both men. "Why did he do that?" the man asked. "Looks like he found a bomb..."

2007-03-17 19:34:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 19:33:43 · 30 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

He's a one-toothed bunny willing to pay $123.42 but says he still doesn't appreciate the shrill voice-box...anyone interested with "that too" mail me the best offer

2007-03-17 19:33:39 · 11 answers · asked by smacksgalore 2 in Jokes & Riddles

DOES HE NOT LOOK JUST LIKE HIM?
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2006/nacholibre17.jpg
http://www.zeenews.com/pics/ENT/sanjaya021607190.jpg

It's like a before an after- I mean, clean-wise.

2007-03-17 19:32:11 · 7 answers · asked by BUD 3 in Celebrities

2007-03-17 19:31:50 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 19:28:51 · 23 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 19:27:51 · 16 answers · asked by Destiny 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 19:27:38 · 24 answers · asked by the bertis 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 19:27:28 · 4 answers · asked by .......... 4 in Music

what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

2007-03-17 19:27:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its mv is like two guys in a yellow car,walkin aross alot of girls n all girls r wearin some kind of customs, then they all dance together. each time one new girl show up, their name appears.
this song is like last year or last 2 years, its not new

2007-03-17 19:26:55 · 1 answers · asked by mion 3 in Music

hey, if gay relationship is called yaoi and lesbian is yuri then................what do you call a 'bi' relationship? just asking!

(.^___^.)

2007-03-17 19:26:47 · 4 answers · asked by Muchan_6 2 in Comics & Animation