Two men on an airplane headed to the UK, one of the men had a dog sitting next to him. The other man asked what was the dog for, and the Gentleman's reply was, "I'm an Air Marshall, and this is a loaner dog from the DEA....Watch this", where the Marshall commands the dog to "Go". With this, the dog sniffs around, returns to him and lifts one paw. "He's found some marijuana" "Outstanding!"....Upon another command, he sniffs around again, returns and lifts both front paws, sitting up. "He's found Heroin as well..." "Fantastic!!!"
Upon the third command, he sniffs, returns to the seat next to the marshall, and S**ts everywhere, covering both men. "Why did he do that?" the man asked. "Looks like he found a bomb..."
2007-03-17 19:34:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THANK YOU. I have the worst toothache rite now and that made me laugh, I haven't laughed all day.
2007-03-17 19:55:51 · answer #1 · answered by john86seth02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Large Dogs?
2016-03-29 04:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by Donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one!!!!
2007-03-17 20:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats good
2007-03-17 19:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by ɹǝʇsuoɯ ǝıʞooɔ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird
2007-03-17 19:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-17 19:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent lol
2007-03-17 19:36:28 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i remember that was in a magazine...
2007-03-17 19:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm ok
2007-03-17 19:41:07 · answer #9 · answered by enchanted_dreamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh! LOL. LOL.
2007-03-17 23:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋