FOR GIRLS ONLY!!! i am kinda depressed right now cuz my bf aint really talkn to me, and alot of my guy friends are bein jerks, i need a good joke on how guys are so damn stupid, or why they are, or even why do we need them!!?? Just plz someting to help me cheer up girls, thanx
2007-03-17 19:37:22 · 4 answers · asked by Nichole 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thought these were hilarious!! Enjoy.
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? -- (because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? -- (they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? -- (because they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? -- (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS? -- (because they don't have penises to put them in)
6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? -- (they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)
7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? -- (because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
(You ARE laughing, aren't you?!?!)
8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE? -- (it's sex with someone they love)
9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? --(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? -- (you need a rough draft before you make a final Copy)
11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE? -- (so he can tell if he's coming or going)
12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? -- (nobody knows...... it's never happened)
2007-03-18 00:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by Kil B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 02:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a piece of a longer joke:
How to keep a woman happy from certain age groups:
women ages 70-80:
husbands not to getting lost in the house and remembering that the woman living with him is his wife
2007-03-17 20:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend has asked me why I never tell him the sex is good? I told him cause he is never around to find out. lol
2007-03-17 19:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by knowitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋